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Fuck a homie day 

On August 5th is Fuck a homie day is a day where you fuck a homie duh
Homie 1 "Dude, you have a nice ass can I fuck it?"
Homie 2 "Ofc you can, it's fuck a homie day ;) "

Kiss your homie day normally 

On December 31, you and your homie have full permission to be each others new years kiss. Go to your closest homie and give them a kiss for good luck in the new year
Bro, it’s December 31 and my girl isn’t here

Well, it’s Kiss your homie day normally, so we might as well kiss

National Creampie your homie day 

April 18th is National creampie your homie day, a day when you can cum in your homies ass without it being gay.
“Dude why is your dick out”

“Bro it’s national creampie your homie day

“Alright, take off my pants”

National Creampie your homie day 

April 18th is National creampie your homie day, a day when you can cum in your homies ass without it being gay.
“Dude why are you whipping your dick out”

“Bro it’s national creampie your homie day

“Alright, go grab some lube”

National fuck a homie day

March 6

national fuck your homie day is day dedicated to pleasuring your homie for being a good homie don’t forget your socks or it’d be gay
National fuck a homie day is coming up did you get lube?

National fuck a homie day

March 6
National fuck a homie day is a day dedicated to pleasuring your “homie” or best friend for being a good friend, dont forget the socks or that’d be gay, bonus points if it’s thigh highs
Person 1: National fuck a homie day is coming up, did you get the lube?
Person 2: yes, I got the lube

National fuck a homie day is a day on march 6 were you and you’re friend should partake in gay sex