i'm home alone

Come over. I'm horny.

Me: I'm home alone.
BF: I'll be there in a few.

by tiktakt0k December 2, 2014

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I'm Home Alone

Something every girl texts/says to their boyfriend while they're busy.

Girlfriend: "Wanna come over?"
Boyfriend: "Can't. I'm stuck in traffic."
Girlfriend: "I'm home alone. ;)"
Boyfriend: *Plays "Move Bitch" by Ludacris to max volume while driving over every car in front of them*

by Exo Epic February 21, 2015

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The Home Alone

Whilst fucking a girl from behind, you pull out, come on her back. When she turns around you pull out your trusty can of mace, spray her directly in the eyes. She will then grap her cheeks and scream "AHHHHHHH" similar to Macauly Culkin in his premier roll as Kevin McAllister in the movie 'Home Alone'

I was fucking this lady cop from behind, came all over her ass and then grabbed that bitches mace and gave her the Home Alone

by OU77KG December 16, 2008

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The Home Alone

After a man ejaculates on a woman's face (The Money Shot) he says, "Keep the change you filthy animal!"

Last night, I gave a girl The Home Alone when I busted all over her face and said, "Keep the change you filthy animal."

by THA12345 October 30, 2009

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legally blonde and his skunk head wife and there home alone looking receding line twerp of a son that cries himself to sleep and still wets the bed

Lucius, narcissa, and draco malfoy

I hate legally blonde and his skunk head wife and there home alone looking receding line twerp of a son that cries himself to sleep and still wets the bed.

by buttery orbreese May 27, 2021

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