a/an big rig hoffmann is a sexy alpha farmer that has a huge penis and is in love with Luke Wiethoff, the big rig hoffman is also an amazing farmer but complains about his bad harvest every year
by Aspergers=massburgers October 4, 2019
Get the Big rig hoffmann mug.A person who has a irrational love of fish. A wanna-be hipster, but denies otherwise.
Also always needs to be right and his logic is twisted beyond belief.
Also always needs to be right and his logic is twisted beyond belief.
Me: Did you hear about matt hoffman?
Friend: Do you mean the fish guy?
Me: Yes, he tried debating me on what it's like to be a hipster
Friend: No way!
Friend: Do you mean the fish guy?
Me: Yes, he tried debating me on what it's like to be a hipster
Friend: No way!
by Huge_hoff September 28, 2013
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Currently the best actor of this generation, who only recently came into the limelight. Before "Capote" (which he won an Oscar for), he mostly did supporting roles, but then people woke up and realized how amazing this actor is. Some of his great performances can be seen in:
Before the Devil Knows You're Dead
Capote
Synecdoche, New York
The Savages
Doubt
Charlie Wilson's War
Before the Devil Knows You're Dead
Capote
Synecdoche, New York
The Savages
Doubt
Charlie Wilson's War
The fact is, Philip Seymour Hoffman is this generation's Robert De Niro. No, his performances aren't the same, I'm just saying that he's the only actor to come out this generation with the same amount of talent and skill as De Niro.
And "Twister" never happened.
And "Twister" never happened.
by apfunction October 21, 2009
Get the Philip Seymour Hoffman mug.Radical Yippie activist in the late 1960's. Author of Steal This Book. Pwn3d by Pete Townshend at Woodstock for not getting off the "fucking stage."
AH: I think this is a pile of shit, while John Sinclair rots in prison!
PT: Back off! You're on my fucking stage! <whacks AH with guitar, sending him into the crowd>
PT: Back off! You're on my fucking stage! <whacks AH with guitar, sending him into the crowd>
by Jon July 14, 2005
Get the Abbie Hoffman mug.A sexual encounter, a generally heterosexual but could be a homosexual as well; where as the large toe is inserted, with significant force, into their partners anus. So much force it causes the receiver uncontrollably twitch their eye and breath out heavily.
Bonus points are granted for the Dirty Hoffman if one or both of the participants lick the “black gold” off of the toe afterward.
Bonus points are granted for the Dirty Hoffman if one or both of the participants lick the “black gold” off of the toe afterward.
Stephan wanted to do something new and asked his wife if she wanted to partake in the Dirty Hoffman, at first, she declined due to his long un-kept toe nails. She proceeded due to her undeniable craving for the “Black Gold”.
by Rotten Tuna April 22, 2022
Get the Dirty Hoffman mug.The living shit-hole of Chicago suburbs. There is nothing to do in the north side of Hoffman Estates(north of I-90). Kids here find themselves spending time by the local shopping centers around Jewel. Usually the only things kids do here is smoke weed and drink to pass time, trying to find places to go. Kids come here to hang out with friends but when they come, nothing is ever happening. Except for the couple of kids smoking cigarettes in back of Jewel Osco.
Hoffman Estates sucks. "dude we need to find a ride to Palatine, Hoffman sucks." "I dont want to go to Hoffman, theres nothing to do there."
by Polishdude34 April 17, 2009
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Last night Josh was telling me that he had some slam piece over. He was fingering her and then started to shove his fingers in her mouth. She loved it, that girl got the hoffman!
by Brobi one knobi November 5, 2009
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