hide-and-go-beat

The act of masturbating while playing hide-and-go-seek.
The aim being to finish and clean up before you are caught.

Guy #1: 3...2..1...Ready or not, here I come!

Guy #2: *plays hide-and-go-beat*

by OrsonHunter January 8, 2011

hide and go fuck

When you use a glow in the dark condom while fucking, which makes your dick 'hide and seek'.

Jeniifer told me to wear the glow in the dark condom, it was like playing hide and go fuck.

by c.neely June 23, 2008

Hide-And-Go-Fuck

When you hide from a group of people in the house and fuck as fast as you can before they find you.

"What do you think about Denise & John?"
"I really liked that couple until I walked in on a hide-and-go-fuck."

by Sexmonster69 April 13, 2015

hide-n-go-seek

숨바꼭질

let's go play hide-n-go-seek
애들아 우리 숨바꼭질 하자.

by 파도 April 12, 2014

hide and go seek champion

Osama Bin Laden, hide and go seek champion:2001-2010

A terrorist was the hide and go seek champion for nine years!

by Qitms2 November 13, 2013

hide and go fuck yourself

A derogatory term used when someone is annoying the shit out of you and you want them to leave.

Kris - "Hey dickweed"
Ash - "Kris...why dont you go and play a game of hide and go fuck yourself."

by HACH November 30, 2006

Hide-and-Go-Fuck-Yourself

(1) method of dismissal
(2) A game that 90% of republicans and 85% of democrats need to go play

(1) You are talking too much, why don't you go play Hide-and-Go-Fuck-Yourself

(2) We would all be better off if politicians, idiot talking heads, and the idiots who worship them would go play Hide-and-Go-Fuck-Yourself while the rest of us try to work things outs

by Matt August 8, 2003