Van Heusen

Receiving an over the pants hand job in a public place.

We were at the ballgame Saturday and noticed this guy the in front of us receiving a Van Heusen from his girlfriend.

by Van Heusen November 16, 2011

get hessed on

In the online gaming community, To 'get hessed on' is to be beaten by someone vastly superior, after which the 'hessor' berates the 'hessee' over chat or voice coms. See also Get on my level

Loser: How did you hit me with that hatchet from nearly 200 yards away?

Winner: Because you're a baddie. Get hessed on!

by capnsouth December 22, 2010

Hessam

A very goodlooking, handsome, hot, sexy and awesome iranian who is loved by many .

He was really hessam.
damn check that hessam out.

by aaatteesh paareh January 3, 2009

Hesseltine

A demon who lives the hot steamy dungeon of unfortunate schools. Highly assertive, hormonal, and knowledgeable in literature. Feeds off of the fear of it's students and makes them annotate for subtext until they become its minions. If one where to cross it, the Hesseltine stares in the victim's soul and takes it for her spawn.

Student 1: "What you doing?"

Student 2: "Must fine how to be an individual... Must find the subtext."

Student 1: "Oh, that right you have Hesseltine."

by Idon'tknow55 December 20, 2010

La Hess

La hess, a french word signifying a struggle, a misery, a crisis.

Do you want to come on vacation with me?
No, I can't. It's La Hess

by jazymtl September 27, 2019

Alright Hess

To make fun of and/or back sass someone -in a sarcastic tone- for saying something that you don't care to hear.

"I'm going to bed."
"Alright Hess..."

by crazydrummer May 13, 2010

Hexus loly

A retard with a youtube channel. Is only subscribed by bots and has a girly voice that he/she/gay edits into a guy's voice.
Plays shit io games and minecraft survival with cheats on.

Oh you subscribed to hexus loly? Go suck your own dick.

by Weeb29292929 February 18, 2020