flying hormones

a phrase used to describe a person who has crushes on multiple people, regardless if those people are in relationships or not

J: Yeah, I found out that Liz has a crush on me.

M: Really? I heard that she has a crush on me... She's probably just experiencing some flying hormones.


Junior's wife in Cold Mountain certainly has a lot of flying hormones.

by SuperSancho May 7, 2005

fuck my hormones

Also shortened as FMH. Is used to refer to getting horny at the worst moments and/or feeling anything sexual towards the worst person possible.

I hugged my best friend and suddenly wanted to hump her. Fuck my hormones!!!

by solcanis March 4, 2009

Puberty and Hormones

The most unfortunate thing you will experience in your life, good luck teens.

Stewart: hey what's wrong with you? you're all sweaty and gross. maybe horny too..
Jimmy: oh yeah, it's just puberty and hormones.

by gruncher March 7, 2019

hermoinesexual

where your only attracted to hermoine granger

Mckenzie: I'm only attracted to hermoine granger!!

Anna: well then your hermoinesexual!

by i love hermoine December 31, 2020

Hormones

loud noises that a whore makes while having sex; can also be annoying noises a girl makes

dang dude i hate it when we stay in these bad hotels because we always hear hormones.

by Christian Harper February 1, 2008

raging hormones

worst band ever, full of cockmongers. i compare them to a big pile of shit. because they suck. commonly referred to as the "raging homos"

dude 1:man did you hear the raging hormones?They sucked worse than your mum did last night!
dude 2: who the fuck are they?

by joseph October 6, 2004

Hermionesexual

a dumb Word that people think is an actually sexuality when it really invalidates the lgbtq+ community and is very disrespectful.

Person 1: Look at this TikTok, they say they’re ‘hermionesexual’

Person 2: what the fuck, thats so disrespectful.

by hoeformarauders February 18, 2021