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Heffadonkis

It is when a heifa (in most cases a male-but can also be a woman) acts very stupid, uncaring, and senseless. These people tend to be egotistical, rude, self-centered, HIGHLY inconsiderate, and tend to ignore the feelings of those around them. The people also tend to have another called CHD, or chronic hand disease. There is no avoiding these type of people because it is something one can develope over time and there can be different levels on the heffadonkis spectrum.
Why did you throw my ish on the floor? That was brand new!! Because I felt like it and I don't like you, is there a problem? Yes, heifa, there is a problem! YOU ARE SUCH A HEFFADONKIS!!
Heffadonkis by UloPeach February 19, 2010
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Find a heina of my own
heina by Anonymous September 25, 2003
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Heiferpotamus 

mystical cross between a heifer and a hippopotamus
Tom: I was over at Griffin's the other day, and there were these two babes by the pool. The first was a unicorn, and the other one was a heiferpotamus.

Greg: Oh, really? I guess the heiferpotamus was the cow's first child.

Tom: It would have to be the first to be a heiferpotamus.
Heiferpotamus by 11ryet June 16, 2009
She is a kind and the most beautiful person I ever met. she is so sweet and I am too dumb to express her. Haifa's are all the same cute and beautiful.
Haifa my crush.
Haifa by Haifa is cute January 25, 2022
She is somewhat super kind inside and extremely beautiful. her smile is the cutest thing on earth!!. she is my crush-.
I love you haifa!!
Haifa by I love haifa January 26, 2022

Heffa Hoe 

A female that is getting on your last nerve. One of them hoes that don't know their place or when to shut the fuck up. It could be a nasty hoe as well.
I just can't stand a slick, co-signing heffa hoe!
That heffa hoe still talking shit?!
Heffa Hoe by CFBossBish January 13, 2015
A revered and/or beautiful female, often a girlfriend, most likely from the Portuguese "reina," (HIGH-na), meaning "born in the country." In Spanish, "reina" (RAY-na), means "queen." The origin of the use of "heina" to mean "girlfriend" is most likely the Caribbean or South America (especially Brazil), where both Portuguese and Spanish influences exist.
I'm going to the beach to find a heina.
heina by Oh! May 27, 2006