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healthification 

A word made up by the CEO of a large corporation to entice employees into performing a health risk assessment. A way to stratify premiums for crappy health insurance offered to employees.
Hey Rodney, you think I should get involved in the healthification program?

Probably not Dave, they found out I was a fat ass and jacked up my insurance premiums. Also the name of that program itself sounds retarded .

healthyish 

this burger is healthyish.
healthyish by greekers April 21, 2011
A form of discrimination based on a persons health.
healthism is bad for fat people

healthist 

1. the practice of health insurance companies denying coverage for pre-existing conditions.

2. the practice of physicians assuming that their patient who presents with a particular disease or disorder practices certain behaviors.
1. If Aetna weren't so healthist, I might be able to afford these medications.

2. Don't assume that all diabetics have terrible diets--that's healthist.
healthist by ridgebardo September 12, 2009
(v) The act of attaching an aspect of "health" to a food that would never be considered healthy.
They healthify chips these days because a lot of chips have no trans fat and 35% more fiber.
Healthify by lurgio April 3, 2008

healthily unhealthy 

An oxymoron used to describe an amount of some edible substance. Ususally implies an overlarge amount that, though considered healthy by the consumer, is generally accepted by the masses as "unhealthy".
Can also be used to describe habits, addictions, and things of that nature.
1. Pixie read a healthily unhealthy amount of manga in the last two hours.
2. Most BobLanders have a healthily unhealthy sugar addiction.
healthily unhealthy by Pixie Stix October 29, 2005