Headline reader

Judges solely based on a news headline.

The headline reader did not understand the meaning of the article because the headline didn't tell the full story.

by D1L0 December 31, 2015

Empty headlock

To describe a slapper, hooker or some girl who has had a lot of penis. Like a hen party in benidorm who's morals has slipped for 3 days

Hey boys check out that fat burd I bet she has a fanny like an empty headlock.

by Charlie Murphy esq October 24, 2016

healyphobia

The extreme hatred for or fear of crazy bitches

that crazy hoe scares the shit out of me, i think i got that healyphobia

by TheObamanator155 April 18, 2010

iphone headlock

When your significant other is playing an iphone game while still in bed with arms wrapped around you and refuses to let go of you because this means the game will have to be interrupted.

I wet myself this morning because my girlfriend had me in an iphone headlock.

by Anonymous Model November 19, 2009

headlight fluid

something that you send a newbie to go get when you don't want them around or are initiating them, ususally into a club or group.

"hey rookie, go get some headlight fluid and elbow grease at the store"

by laidbackguy December 28, 2005

lena headey

lena heady is the sexiest actress alive. great movies with her as a lead role in it are 300 and imagine me and you

bob: yo have you seen 300?
anyone-ever: yeah man! theres that mad sexy queen played by lena headey in it!
bob: word! she was also in the great lezzie film imagine me and you

by ilikeyourshirt May 4, 2009

Siberian headlock

The sexual act of inserting a human head into a vagina. Because the terms "skullfuck" and "mindfuck" are already taken.

Dude, I totally saw this Youtube video where some chick gave Emmanuel Lewis the Siberian headlock.

by malarky2020 September 26, 2009