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Hanuszak

The last name of the most beautiful girl in the world. She can make your life the best it could possibly be. She’s so amazing, that everytime you wake up, she’s on your mind. The thing is, she’s always on your mind. She’s like an addiction. She’s your addiction. She’s always gonna be the love of your life, no matter who you’re with. She’s gonna be the one that you love the most out of anyone in the whole entire world. Her incredible dark hazel eyes put you in a trance. Her desireable smile blinds you at the sight of it. Her cute giggle is the best thing you could ever hear, unless you’ve heard her singing voice. When she sings, her voice is so angelic, even the angels get jealous. All in all, she’s the perfect one for you.
Mrs. Hanuszak: *does nothing*
Austin: “OH MY FRICKIN GOD SHE’S SO AMAZING
by Speedy Boii December 16, 2018
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Hanus

n. The exceptionally hairy anus of a man, specifically due to a lack of manscaping.
"Hey! How was your night?" "It was fantastic up until the point that I had to floss my teeth after tossing that dude's salad. He had such a hanus!"

"At least warn me before you bend over! No one should see a hanus on an empty stomach!"

"Look at the hanus on that guy!! It practically needs its own area code!!"
by DICKtionary DICKtators May 19, 2017
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that new infected womb demo is so fucking hanus
by asdjfad October 16, 2010
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when your anus has alot of pubes
the act of having a hairy anus
hairy+anus=hanus
jake:dude that chick had so many hairs on her ass
dillon: oh she had a hanus then?
by matt throop February 13, 2009
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Worse than bootleg and even worse than haggard, hanus is something that is just fucking done.

See fubar.
(Chris and Tom are at a party)

Tom: "Yo Chris check out that girl!"
Chris: "Wher...AH! HANUS BITCH!" *puke*
by betardfoozer February 7, 2005
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Non-Hanus

-That exact oppisite of hanus.
-"This is most Non-Hanus"
by Fish June 16, 2003
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by ja'odsgnk December 17, 2010
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