Female appendages that forestall, deter, or prevent procreative sex.
Gatekeepers work to prevent conception
Gatekeepers work to prevent conception
horny? you'll encounter Gatekeepers before you can orgasm
Gatekeepers are contraceptive
I wanted in her pussy but when I insisted on getting past her ultimate Gatekeepers... I discovered anal sex is a THOUSAND times more fucking awesome
As long as the position you fuck her in has her ass BELOW her pussy, anal sex is contraceptive (and not abortifacient like pussy on birth control), so her Gatekeepers are more likely to allow it.
She likes penis but (of course size does matter) she is not ready to conceive a child with you.
Some of her Gatekeepers perform double duty: left hand, right hand.
Appease her Gatekeepers and masturbate to your homemade sex video you made with her
The better your refractory period the more you will encounter Gatekeepers
Her Gatekeepers don't care how often you use porn: she prefers you use porn instead of using her.
If her Gatekeepers won't let you in her ass dump her.
When she refuses making a fucking video dump that Gatekeeper.
Gatekeepers are contraceptive
I wanted in her pussy but when I insisted on getting past her ultimate Gatekeepers... I discovered anal sex is a THOUSAND times more fucking awesome
As long as the position you fuck her in has her ass BELOW her pussy, anal sex is contraceptive (and not abortifacient like pussy on birth control), so her Gatekeepers are more likely to allow it.
She likes penis but (of course size does matter) she is not ready to conceive a child with you.
Some of her Gatekeepers perform double duty: left hand, right hand.
Appease her Gatekeepers and masturbate to your homemade sex video you made with her
The better your refractory period the more you will encounter Gatekeepers
Her Gatekeepers don't care how often you use porn: she prefers you use porn instead of using her.
If her Gatekeepers won't let you in her ass dump her.
When she refuses making a fucking video dump that Gatekeeper.
by bluntlier July 9, 2012
Get the Gatekeepers mug.Someone who doesn't consider the nuances of emo music as a genre, and always try to shut down the conversation about what bands are considered part of the genre or not. They always refer bands like American Football, The Promise Ring, The Get Up Kids, and other midwest emo bands as "true emo", and anything mainstream like My Chemical Romance, Fall Out Boy, and Paramore as "fake emo".
They also like using the excuse "Gerard Way hates MCR being called emo" and completely ignoring that Rites of Spring and Jawbreaker also hated being called emo, but they proceed to insist their emo title anyways. It's the same thing that happened with Grunge and Nu Metal before where people used the excuse that bands hated labels, thus they aren't part of it.
Their primary source for this information comes from isthisbandemo.com which 1. Is an extremely contradictory website (stating bands like Senses Fail and Pierce the Veil aren't emo, but bands similar to them like Silverstein and Coheed and Cambria are) 2. They change emo rulings all the time (they used to consider The Used emo, but not anymore, or when they used to not consider Paramore emo, but now they do, etc.) and 3. The website owner came out and said that it shouldn't even be taken seriously back in 2019.
Obviously, there are some bands that aren't emo that people can clear the waters about like Panic! at the Disco or Twenty One Pilots, but to gatekeep what is "real and fake emo" is ridiculous.
They also like using the excuse "Gerard Way hates MCR being called emo" and completely ignoring that Rites of Spring and Jawbreaker also hated being called emo, but they proceed to insist their emo title anyways. It's the same thing that happened with Grunge and Nu Metal before where people used the excuse that bands hated labels, thus they aren't part of it.
Their primary source for this information comes from isthisbandemo.com which 1. Is an extremely contradictory website (stating bands like Senses Fail and Pierce the Veil aren't emo, but bands similar to them like Silverstein and Coheed and Cambria are) 2. They change emo rulings all the time (they used to consider The Used emo, but not anymore, or when they used to not consider Paramore emo, but now they do, etc.) and 3. The website owner came out and said that it shouldn't even be taken seriously back in 2019.
Obviously, there are some bands that aren't emo that people can clear the waters about like Panic! at the Disco or Twenty One Pilots, but to gatekeep what is "real and fake emo" is ridiculous.
Emo Gatekeeper Copypasta: "Real Emo" only consists of the dc Emotional Hardcore scene and the late 90's Screamo scene...
by SlytheEmo August 4, 2023
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When a woman(usually fat) falsely protects her freinds(usually hot) from hooking up with guys in clubs due to her large arse uglyness and lack of self esteem.
(in club)
Knock out Ned- hey baby wanna go for a rideeeeeeee?
gatekeeper- ahhhh alice dosnt like hot guys with washboard abs and phd's in physics.
Alice- Yes i do...
Gatekeeper- shut up .. now come to the toilet with me so i can pamper my insercurities( chin)
Knock out Ned- fukin Gatekeeper
Knock out Ned- hey baby wanna go for a rideeeeeeee?
gatekeeper- ahhhh alice dosnt like hot guys with washboard abs and phd's in physics.
Alice- Yes i do...
Gatekeeper- shut up .. now come to the toilet with me so i can pamper my insercurities( chin)
Knock out Ned- fukin Gatekeeper
by bukkakanise October 4, 2005
Get the gatekeeper mug.The Gatekeeper is the person who upon receiving a bowl or a blunt within the circle, begins inhaling off the hit in the chamber that is left from the previous smoker. The Gatekeeper is not a frowned upon or derogatory term.
by Mr. 303 June 16, 2011
Get the Gatekeeper mug.A gatekeeper is a distinctly solid turd at the beginning of a pooing session, which immediately precludes a bout of explosive diarrhea. So named for the fact that this solid turd holds back the gates of ass vomit.
John: "Dude, I thought I was constipated last night, but it turns out it was just a gatekeeper and I think I broke my toilet."
Nathan: "That's what you get for drinking all that malt liquor!"
Nathan: "That's what you get for drinking all that malt liquor!"
by Chimrichalds21 November 4, 2009
Get the gatekeeper mug.A queer person, often but not necessarily a gay cis man, who attempts to exclude other groups from the general umbrella of queerness.
"I don't see why the miscellaneous queers get to march with us now"
"Because this is a celebration of solidarity with fellow queers, not your private gatekeeper's party"
"They reckon if you don't publicly transition, you're not one of us. They're a total gatekeeper."
"and then she called herself some kind of queer identity thing I have never heard of. I don't mean to be a gatekeeper but I honestly wasn't believing it was a real thing until she explained it."
"Because this is a celebration of solidarity with fellow queers, not your private gatekeeper's party"
"They reckon if you don't publicly transition, you're not one of us. They're a total gatekeeper."
"and then she called herself some kind of queer identity thing I have never heard of. I don't mean to be a gatekeeper but I honestly wasn't believing it was a real thing until she explained it."
by Notamycologist December 24, 2019
Get the Gatekeeper mug.The gatekeeper is a woman who is either petty, fat or ugly (or a combination of the three) that will forbid access to interaction with the other women in the group. She will be the unofficial spokeswoman, denying all to get close enough to work their charms on the other women... and she must be taken out, by any means necessary! usually, the wingman will take out this cock blocker, but if she is not diverted, no one is getting any action. best accomplished with ego stroking, feigned interest and extra alcohol (pending on how unattractive she is, you may need it for yourself). the man who falls on this live grenade doesn't buy drinks that night or the next guys night out.
me and the fellas were at the sports bar, and saw thse sexy ass girls, but the damn gatekeeper was cock blocking like she was on the All Madden team! I ended up with the short straw and had to take out the gatekeeper this time.
by soulbrotha2 December 25, 2007
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