happy hour

(1) n. A social gathering in Calhoun College that features free food, free arteriosclerosis, but no alcohol. None. (2) n. Another apparently unrelated event that is "happy" only because you just drank your way into oblivion for less than $9.

"Wow, that happy hour at Calhoun College was such good, wholesome fun!"

"Let's go to that other happy hour; I hear that there's alcohol!"

by hounSobriety November 7, 2008

happy hour

At a swinger party, the one time where all of the men and women climax. This event is very rare and only happens to the luckiest of people.

"Bro, it was happy hour at that swinger party! the moaning noise was at 69 decibels!"

"damn, son"

by Anqrygole May 6, 2018

happy hour hottie

a girl who looks very hot after a few drinks, but actually is ugly as hell..

travis: "damn, you hooked up with a happy hour hottie last night!"

bill: "yeah i know, i had too much to drink last night during happy hour."

by the travinator September 26, 2005

happy hour friend

Work friends than one is slightly sociable with. You would go with them to happy-hour after work, but never hang out with on the weekend.

Mike's just a happy hour friend. He's cool enough, but it's always shop talk with him. I don't need that s**t on the weekend.

by Spargelhorst August 24, 2008

Happy hour clan

Happy hour clan is a group of 7 friends founded in July 15

Happy hour clan is the best friend group ever!! 💙♥️

by Maggie Rhee July 6, 2021

happy hour in the shower

The beginning of a night of drinking or end to a long day followed with a beer (or other alcoholic beverage) consumed while in a longer then normal shower.

1) It's Friday and I've worked all week, just as well start the night off with happy hour in the shower.

2) Gonna relax, go for a happy hour in the shower then sleep.

by adamyetikeats20 February 1, 2013

happy hour time

A period of time were a male stripper of Mexican race gives oral sex and pregnancy in exchange for hot Cheetos. Only his best friends get discounts.

B AND A AND U

Did i hook up with him during happy hour time?

by Purplemarker625 June 7, 2017