a clean version of oral sex. when the woman strokes and massages the guys dick in an up and down motion causing him to cum. i remember i gave my first ever boy friend a hand job in the woods when we were just 14 and he loved it! it gets a guy horny and is much cleaner than a blow job.
tom: i took sarah out to the cinema the other night. shes such a horny lil thing- we ended up having great sex on the back seat of my mini cooper though- then she gave me a hand job it made me cum like crazy and it squirted all on the windows.
by GLaMGaL0x August 3, 2007
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by Bai948 December 28, 2005
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to masturbate, usually to masturbate someone else to the point of orgasm. usually used for guys, but girls can be given hand jobs too. wheee!
josie got sick of always bending over for her man, so she taught him how to give killer hand jobs to keep the score even.
by dagger_grrl October 11, 2003
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You Know You Are Doing Good When He Begins To Moan And Groan
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While I Gave Danny A Hand Job
He Got SOOO Excited That We Went For The Real Deal!!
So He Rolled Over Pined Me Down And We Had The Best Sex Ever!!
He Got SOOO Excited That We Went For The Real Deal!!
So He Rolled Over Pined Me Down And We Had The Best Sex Ever!!
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1: Can you believe they made us go to that strategic planning meeting? It was a facade--nothing but a bunch of smoke and mirrors. The boss doesn't plan to do anything we suggested. What a waste of time, it was nothing but a big hand job.
2: Did you hear that Craig fucked up another job? He is monumentally incompetent and worthless. I get so tired of having to fix all of his mistakes. He is such a handjob.
2: Did you hear that Craig fucked up another job? He is monumentally incompetent and worthless. I get so tired of having to fix all of his mistakes. He is such a handjob.
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