hamhog

a big black pile-drivin' jamaican ashy 22 inch cock

"Ingrid the chillian slut enjoys a BIG BLACK JAMAICAN HAMHOG when shes drunk and or on a daily basis. "

by rub`'sz January 19, 2007

hamhead

Someone who is just plain stupid.

"can you believe Jeremy thought a heifer was a chicken?"
"i know right, he's such a hamhead."

by lulu "p-dawg" trutit February 26, 2009

HämJoe

A cutie.

Did you see those new clothes HämJoe wore today. He's a total cutie

-HämJoe's Cellmate

by Breadstick_Bob18 June 19, 2022

Hamhock

An excess of soft, jiggly, underarm fat where a tricep should be located. Almost exclusively reserved for overweight women.

Look how those hamhocks jiggle when she waves.

by Harry_Balsagna September 26, 2022

hamboe

A technique of a good handjob

You slide up slowly and drop down
fast
like a roller coaster!!

She went up slowly teasing me
Then she dropped down fast
it was the best hamboe
shes ever given

by dennise May 22, 2008

roasted hamhocks

The vaginal lips of a female that have been severly beaten and over-cooked then blackened to a charbroiled crisp due to years of extensive abuse while trickin te track.

There go that nasty ass lunch lady from school. Ya " I heard her shit smells likes roasted hamhocks."

by ruffridin4247 January 8, 2010

hamhoomis

the best last name in the whole world

the best last name in the whole world is hamhoomis.

by Jonathan niger November 23, 2010