hamjob

A hand job given by a fat stripper.

I went to the strip club and got a cottage cheese cutey to give me the best hamjob ever.

by Snuggle Piss April 14, 2016

HamCock

Doing something wildly

DAMN NIGGA HE STRAIGHT HAMCOCKIN IT ON THAT BITCH EH 1V9

by Mr. HamCock December 28, 2020

Hacobis

very cool youtuber who has giant muscles and is very hot

hey did you see that new Hacobis video?

yes he is so cool and awesome and strong

by HacoBruh January 7, 2021

hacoblacob

sweet , hot , sexy , handsome and valorant addicted person who is a cutieee

hacoblacob cannot be described in a simple sentence!!!

by hellorheaven August 9, 2021

hacob

great guy who makes you feel special! sometimes he is a huge simp but he is very wholesome and loving<3. He tends to say negatives things about himself (just sometimes).you can talk to him about your feelings and he will undertsand. He looks very handsome and hot. His personality is great he is funny, kind, understanding, sometimes shy and so on. When someone is rude to his friends he will defend them. He loves playing games like valorant or other games.

person 1: who is that guy ???
person 2: he is hacob

person 1: I am jealous of him

by hellorheaven August 9, 2021

Hamoobly

Huh - Moob - Lee. Hamoobly, or better known as the people calling you about your extended car warranties, and other phone call scams.

This word is a way to describe them.

I’m sick of getting calls from someone who sounds like a dang hamoobly

by Podeisi September 12, 2021

Half ham cob

When you have a flaccid penis and just slap it against her pussy lips.

When asked did you have sex with her: na mate had a bad night, just a half ham cob...gutted.

by DaddyNoShoes February 18, 2024