Hamsterassphobia

Hamsterassphobia is the fear of a hamster eating you from the inside. This can happen when you’re peeing and the hamster comes from the toilet, entering to your ass and start to eat you from the inside.

X: how did he die?
Y: he died of Hamsterassphobia

by therealDM December 9, 2020

Hamstering

The act of being busy and spending a lot of time on something, but not getting anything accomplished, just like a hamster exercising on a hamster wheel.

Did you see Frank hamstering up on seventh floor with marketing yesterday? I can't believe the execs aren't on to him. What a hamster.

by Skip Anderson April 10, 2008

Hamsterdam

A place where Hamsters live, work, play and it's also where Hamsters come from.

I'll be taking the train to Hamsterdam this afternoon.

by TheraPetAndy May 14, 2018

hamsterfacing

When a woman puts a mans penis down her throat and a testicle in each cheek.

Sharon wasn't a fan of hamsterfacing as it would often make her gag.

by Banno69 November 14, 2017

hamsterbate

v: the process of inserting a hamster into your anus and letting him/her journey through the poop chute until finding, and eventually nibbling on the parts that cause an instant ejaculation.
---See Richard Gere

Richard Gere occasionally likes to hamsterbate before going to work

by brenden z. July 23, 2006

hamstering

Expending a lot of time and energy, but not getting anything accomplished (just like a hamster on a hamster wheel).

Did you see Frank hamstering up on seventh floor again yesterday? I can't believe executive management isn't on to him yet.

by Skip Anderson April 9, 2008

hamsterdam

A place for hamsters where the food has itty bits of weed in it and their bedding is made from hemp.

There's usually a main tube or area for blowing smoke in to get them all high on a daily basis.

There must be 3 or more hamsters in order to call it a true hamsterdam otherwise it's just called getting your hamster stoned.

Billy: "shit man bubbles escaped from hamsterdam again last night and started mating with the giant rats in my basement"

Suzy: "maybe he got the midnight munchies, he'll be back if he wants to get lifted again"

by Matt Huff August 26, 2009