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1.) a hot chick. When you are with your friends and you see a hot chick, you say, yell, whisper (whatever the situation) 'hairpie' to get your friends attention. They will then give their approval or disapproval of your observation with a nay or yay.
Two dudes walking in the store...........

Dude #1: What did you do last night?

Dude #2: I cranked it to some new skeeze. Pretty good stuff. Hey have you ever,(hot chick walks by, dude stops in mid-conversation), Hairpie!

Dude #1: Definitely a Hairpie.
hairpie by dudemann May 5, 2006
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When you can't decide if you have AIDS or herpes.
So my friend didn't know if I had AIDS or herpes so she said I have hairpies
hairpies by Cleric_Person August 2, 2018
When a guy or girl cums in your hair.
Person 1:what’s the white stuff in your hair?
Person 2:it’s cum from my boyfriend last night he gave me a hairpie
Hairpie by Hairpin October 26, 2019