habanero stuffer

Rubbing spicy hot sauce onto ones penis then inserting it into a woman's vagina

Emily: I want to try something hot

Jeff: how about a habanero stuffer?

Emily: oh FUCK YESS!!! MARRY MEEE!!!!!!!

by HabaneroLover125 March 10, 2015

habanero finger bang

When your boyfriend/girlfriend eats a hot pepper and proceeds to fingerbang you. And then he throws some milk on your crotch to neutralize the burn.

my boyfriend gave me a habanero finger bang and then threw some 2% milk on my crotch in the shower.

by Chadius H. April 22, 2006

Habanero sunrise

In which hot pepper seeds are inserted into the urethra and vigorous intercourse is performed. Upon ejaculation, the male's partner will experience the burning fire of a thousand suns.

Habanero sunrise-Arriba

by RICO a December 5, 2009

Habanero Hot Rod

The act of rubbing chili such as a habanero on the tip of one's penis and counting how much said person lasts before they need to wash it off.

The party yesterday got pretty fucking wild-Jim gave himself a Habanero Hot Rod and lasted a full 30 seconds before screaming in pain and peeing a little blood later on.

by DirtyDictioner January 27, 2016

Habanero Joke

When something hilarious happens or said and it only becomes funny after a short delay of time.

-James laughs at something that happened 30 minutes ago-

James: You know how when you start laughing about something way after it already happened?

Bill: Like a habanero pepper, it's in the back of your throat and it's just starting to get hot now?

James: Yeah i just got a habanero joke right there.

by Spyridon June 30, 2018

habanero dick

1. a mishap similar to, but a hundred times worse than "jalapeño dick".
2. a very passionate male lover with a very small penis.

1. Chef Alberto got rushed to the hospital last night with a bad case of habanero dick.
2. Alberto's ex-wife referred to him as a "habanero dick".

by Milo Yombe April 6, 2008

Habanero of the eye

When a hooker rides your face and 24-48 hours later your eyes are crusted over and burning as if they have been rubbed with habanero peppers.

I hooked up with that chick last night and she gave me habanero of the eye.

The odds of catching habanero of the eye go up when in Las Vegas.

by TuffLikeTubbs June 26, 2012