Gummy bear

The gummy bear is commonly found in brightly coloured plastic bags and while often hunted to the brink of extinction, their intricate mating rituals have never failed to restore their numbers.

In an unnatural habitat, the wild gummy bear submerges itself in nearby glasses and can take up almost four times its own weight in water. This process, while increasing the size of the bear by the same figures, sadly renders it inedible.

"Look at the size of that yellow one! It must have spent the last two days in that lake!" - Steve Irwin on gummy bears.

by urglegurgle November 30, 2009

gummie bear

Tall, dark and handsome and amazing in the sack...

"Hell yeah check him out, wouldn't mind gettin' me a chew on that gummie bear!"

by Peppercornage January 12, 2009

gummy bear

a big burly gay man with no teeth ready to give a blow job.

man, its hard to find a good gummy bear in this town.

by saigo yami March 11, 2014

white gummy bear

A sexual position where the woman is suspended in mid air with rope and the man is laying underneath. The hanging girl is then wound up, and then released so she is spinning while being fucked.

(Girl Speaking first) Mike from Massachusets, you are so fine, I want you to white gummy bear me.... Whats that?... explain... okay and can we do some regular and vaginal?... wtf?

by TheCandyMan09 May 1, 2009

gummi bearing

Woman exercising braless - bouncing here and there and everywhere

She was home alone and didnt want to wear a tight bra while exercising so she decided to go gummi bearing.

by calandarman March 20, 2014

Gummy Bear Album

Oh, I'm a Gummy Bear yes. Yeah, I'm a Gummy Bear yeah. Oh, I'm a Yummy, tummy, Funny, Lucky Gummy Bear. I'm a Jelly bear, Cuz I'm a Gummy bear, Oh I'm a movin', groovin', Jammin', Singin' Gummy Bear. Oh Yeah! (￣^￣)ゞ

"look for the gummy bear album, available on November 13th"
(=ↀωↀ=)

by long rat shit May 14, 2020

Gummy Bear Cluster Fuck

When all the Gummy Bears in a package are stuck together.

May also be referred to as a "Bavarian Gummy Bear Cluster Fuck" when aforementioned Gummys Bears are from Germany.

I only want one Gummy Bear but they are all stuck together. It's a Gummy Bear Cluster Fuck.

by steveo1544 May 28, 2011