Guatemalan

Ain't mexicans!!!! its NOT "Mexico" COMPLETELY DIFFERENT!!

People from or with decent of a country in Central America named "Guatemala" bordered by Mexico to the north and west, the Pacific Ocean to the southwest, Belize to the northeast, the Caribbean to the east, and Honduras and El Salvador to the southeast. NOT ALL guatemalans are short and dark skinned.

- "Yo dat idiot said that guatemalans are mexicans wat a looser"

- "Fo real, needs to visit Guatemala, read a book or somethin' cuz is not well informed"

by GuatemalanPride4Eva July 27, 2009

guateber

Spanish people's pronunciation of "whatever"

Ex: you can have guateber you like

by enzieee November 15, 2013

Guatemalan Cave Snake

When a guy rubs guacamole all over his dick for lube and then jams it in the girl's ass.

Judy went through a lot of TP after Bob gave her that Guatemalan Cave Snake!

by Mars Mission November 12, 2012

Guatemalan Chili Dog

When you feed your partner lots of undigestable vegetables (beans, corn, etc..) and wait until they are about to have a bowel movement. Quickly proceed to have rough anal sex. Then Pull out and look down at your penis... Thats a Guatemalan Chili Dog. ( penis covered in hot brown sauce with lots of veggies)

Hey Babe i got you lots of tasty vegetables for the Guatemalan Chili Dog later tonight.

by THEDOZER July 25, 2013

The Guatemalan Tractor-Trailer

The act of ramming a Taco Bell $.89 burrito in another's anus followed by inserting the penis between the gooey baked beans and soft tortilla layer while pouring an uncapped bottle of Tabasco around the base of the penis. An extra touch of culture can be added by screaming Mayan battle cries.

I've been dating this Latin chick for a while, and she likes to get freaky. Last night, we tried the Guatemalan Tractor-Trailer, it was amazing! Bad thing is, I don't have any Tabasco left for my wings.

by cobrawannabe October 28, 2010

Guatemalan Pancake

A sex act consisting of a woman bending over and the man giving her anal sex. She will then have a shit while he is inside of her. Faeces should squeeze out around his penis and the man thrusting against her cheeks creates the pancake effect.

Woman:"Are you familiar with the Guatemalan Pancake?"
Man:"MMmm I love that warm feeling... DO IT!"

by pLUSpISTOL December 1, 2010

Guatemalan girls

Guatemalan girls, are better then most girls form Central America. They are super pretty, and even though they are short they always know how to have a fun! Everyone needs a gaute girl in their life! They are super close to their familia and have over controlling brothers & fathers!. They love to cook, and dance. Parties, and love to drink the unique taste of the Guatemalan beer Gallo! You'll always see a guatemalan girl smiling. Their the life of the fiesta!

P.S NEVER CALL A GUATEMALAN GIRL MEXICAN*

Yo, whos ur new amiga?
She be a guatemala chica.
Shes a guatemalan girl?
Hell yeaa! You gotta love them Guatemalan girls
Hay siiii, you gotta love a guatemalan girl!

Ya tu sabes!

be careful with her brother you know..
I hear you, dem lokos be controlling!

by Sarieee la loka June 18, 2010