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All the definitions on Urban Dictionary were written by people just like you. Now's your chance to add your own! Please review Urban Dictionary's content guidelines before writing your definition.

All the definitions on Urban Dictionary were written by people just like you. Now's your chance to add your own! Please review Urban Dictionary's content guidelines before writing your definition. by SolarRad75 June 8, 2020

guidelines 

Rules that keep objects in line. Be those objects websites, people, or bubbles. Because bubbles are righteous.

1. Publish celebrity names but reject friends' names.
2. Publish racial and sexual slurs but reject racist and sexist entries. modified
3. Publish opinions.
4. Publish place names.
5. Publish non-slang words. Ignore misspellings and swearing.
6. Publish jokes.
7. Reject sexual violence.
8. Reject nonsense. Be consistent on duplicates.
9. Reject ads for web sites.
10. Publish if it looks plausible.

guidelines by ~The Nameless One~ June 27, 2005

Guidelines 

Guidelines are made for people who are stupid, or who have an attitude problem that affects their decisions.

Guidelines are there to protect us from morons and the emotionally unstable.

Man at an Empoyment Service interview desk: I'd really shaft this guy, because I have an attitude problem about his sort, but unfortunately I must follow the guidelines laid down, for idiots like me.

Guidelines by itsbarticusthe5th August 25, 2010

Content Guidelines

Urban Dictionary's Guidelines:

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Share definitions that are real and relevant. Inside jokes and made-up words are likely to be rejected. Share things that you’ve heard elsewhere or you regularly use in conversation.

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Don’t post hate speech. We have a zero tolerance policy for definitions that include hate speech, bullying, or statements meant to discriminate or incite violence against others.

Ask yourself: “Will I still want this published on the internet tomorrow?” We know that many definitions are added by friends and in the spur of the moment. Sure, the internet moves fast, but make sure you’re adding something that feels true and important enough to share publicly and document forever.

Man, did I get busted for violating Urban Dictionary's Content Guidelines yesterday! So sick!

Content Guidelines by thebear424 September 8, 2020

Breaking Social distancing guidelines 

An Euphemism used by UK ministers of health to describe having an illicit extramarital affair / sexual encounter. First invented by Matt Hancock on 25th July 2021.

I apologize for breaking social distancing guidelines. (When showing CCTV footage of him kissing and aide)

Breaking Social distancing guidelines by Henry G Darren June 26, 2021

Urban Dictionary’s Content Guidelines 

Rules no one fucking cares about

someone: i made a definition for your name on Urban Dictionary
person 2: isn’t that against Urban Dictionary’s Content Guidelines?
person 1: who fucking follows those

Urban Dictionary’s Content Guidelines by miseryxx January 12, 2022

Urban Dictionary Content Guidelines 

The least enforced rules in the history of rules.

According to Urban Dictionary Content Guidelines, hate speech is not allowed. That's a lie.

If hate speech isn't allowed, then why is every definition of Donald Trump nothing more than just saying that he's a POS, and not actually meaningfully describing him?

Urban Dictionary Content Guidelines by Ubeenbamboozledson June 20, 2021