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guidolino 

A guidolino is a smaller version of a guido. They usually range from 10-14 and they try their hardest to be a hardcore guido. They usually attempt to glowstick,and they love techno music. They usually drink underaged, and smoke smarties. Guidos are already a pathetic excuse of a person, and guidolino's are even worse. The fad gets started younger and younger. Guido-linos dress guido, and they usually try to speak italian, even all they know is ciao, so they wont get too far.
Hey what is that kid doing at the discotecca, hes only 12 years old! Oh hes a guidolino, he loves to frollic and fistpump at the club.
guidolino by rofro May 2, 2009

Content Guidelines

Content Guidelines can be defined as:

A The thing nobody reviews before making a definition
B a companies excuse to getting out of a bad situation
"But your honor, they didn't review the Content Guidelines!"
Content Guidelines by Apple Byter February 21, 2020

Community Guidelines 

That really long thing nobody reads but agrees too anyways. See also Content Guidelines.
Community Guidelines by Apple Byter February 21, 2020

Guideline 7 

The 7th Rule in the Urban dictionary guidelines which is never obeyed... It states that you must Reject made up acts of sexual violence... like WTF thats what 50% of UD is anyway...

\m/ Long live Defiance against G7 \m/

ON UD CHAT:
Tim: hmmm. should i accept Bleeding Ass Rape With Cut Sausage?

UDgdygdy: No, Tim, Remember Guideline 7. Be a good editor.

Tim: Lol, Fuck you, im addin this shit!
Guideline 7 by infadibulumj May 11, 2009

Community Guidelines 

Bullshit, Nothing but bullshit.

also, a thinly gised term used when censoring speech (like I expect this may get when I submit it) when it is too difficult for the moderator to acknowledge the truth that exists. (like there being a way to recover data from an iphone, or repair a non booting xbox)
Thank you for your post but since this is a thread that Violates the ************ Forum Community Guidelines we will be locking it.

As stated under Rule (22.) Please do not discuss or post links to any topic that could violate the Terms Of Use. This includes ANY discussion of self-repair. Please only suggest official support procedures as noted on official support pages on nameyourcorporatesleezebag.com.

Guidelines 

As an editor, you decide what gets published. Use these guidelines while you make your decisions.

1. Publish celebrity names but reject friends' names.
Publish definitions of Jennifer Lopez because she's famous, but reject my girlfriend Sally.
First names are okay, because they don't identify a specific person.
Same for bands and schools: publish if popular and reject if unknown.
2. Publish racial and sexual slurs but reject racist and sexist entries.
Entries can document discrimination but not endorse it.
People use slurs in everyday speech, so they should be published.
3. Publish opinions.
Don't reject an entry just because it's opinionated. Opinions are useful to readers unfamiliar with a topic.
Don't reject an entry because you disagree or are offended.
Don't reject an entry because you think it's inaccurate.
4. Publish place names.
Publish names, nicknames and area codes of neighborhoods and cities.
5. Publish non-slang words. Ignore misspellings and swearing.
Any word from your life belongs here, so don't reject an entry just because it's in a real dictionary.
Don't reject an entry because it's misspelled or includes swearing.
6. Publish jokes.
Publish sarcastic entries.
Reject inside jokes only the author's friends would understand.
7. Reject sexual violence.
Reject made-up violent sexual acts.
8. Reject nonsense. Be consistent on duplicates.
Reject nonsensical, circular, unspecific or all-caps entries.
Reject entries with non-English definitions (non-English words and examples are okay).
Be consistent if you see two similar entries.
9. Reject ads for web sites.
Reject spammy defs that are written to advertise web sites.
10. Publish if it looks plausible.
It's better to publish a plausible entry than to reject it.
You might not have heard the word, but it could be the next hyphy.
Me: sorry dude, you don't meet the guidelines, by saying that you have a big cock

dude when he open his Email saying that his UD Definition wasn't accepted: Dude! I have a massive cock! haters...
Guidelines by ufo-kid April 27, 2009

Community guidelines 

Legit just aggravating why have community guidelines if no one reads them and plus I have broken so many guidelines Jesus Christ but I do enjoy exterminating the fucking Jews from the earth
Community guidelines by Dengplural December 9, 2019
More from Urban Dictionary
(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
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