Squirting The Guac 

Short for squirting the guacamole. A term used to describe any venereal disease that causes eurethral leakage.

Sorry guys, I can't go out tonight. I'm squirting the guac.

You can talk the talk, but can you squirt the quac?

Squirting The Guac by Galapagos Plamondon August 27, 2007

Guac Shock

When ordering a taco or burrito at Chipotle and they ask you if you would like guacamole, but they don't disclose that it is an extra fee of 1.95 until you are at the register and the meal is already wrapped.

Get this, Aubrey and I were at Chipotle today and I almost passed out from Guac Shock when I saw the total at the register. really? a Nine Dollar burrito!?!? ya..so since it wasnt disclosed, I stole the Tabasco sauce...that will learn'em

Guac Shock by MCheucastro September 24, 2009

with guac 

With every additional accessory, add-on and luxury money can buy. The most expensive and supplemented version of something.

Yeah it's a cheap car, but I got it with guac. Seat warmers, surround sound with auxiliary support, sunroof, the works.

Man, the iPhone 6 is just the iPhone 5 with guac.

with guac by Stankloid June 19, 2015

guac tease 

At Chipotle, when you order guacamole with your burrito, and they inform you that it's two dollars extra.

"I was all looking forward to this burrito, but I only had eight dollars. Lousy guac tease."

guac tease by Andrewconda January 20, 2010

xDrifted's Guac

The most colorless, vomit inducing guacamole you will ever lay your eyes on. The site alone will make you gain 3 diseases. It will make your hair fall out and your skins will begin to melt.

You seen xDrifted's Guac, that shit made me wanna rip my eyes out!

xDrifted's Guac by Gordon Ramsey Jr July 21, 2021

Guac 

When someone’s being extra.

Stop being guac.

Guac by N818 December 20, 2018

Guac 

To be extra (excessive, dramatic, over the top).

Teacher: Write a 1-page paper on WWI.
Student 1: *hands in 7438921432196 pages*
Student 2: Why you gotta be so guac?

Guac by Latoang June 2, 2017