Eskimo Groom

The Eskimo groom is the last person to have sexual relations with the bride prior to her dating her soon to be husband.

My buddy is the Eskimo groom of a girl we knew in college. She got her life together soon after and met her future husband.

by MERKS June 27, 2014

Grookey

A mentally unstable green monkey that is also the generation 8 grass-type starter Pokémon. For some unknown reason people who likes to draw fanart, often draw Grookey with a gun. People who pick Grookey as their starter are known as part of the Grookey Gang.

Grookey will have two other evolved forms, but those are not revealed, as of March 2019.

Person 1 "I'm going to pick Sobble for my gen 8 starter."
Person 2 "Hell no, Grookey Gang for life, baby!"

by Reffotsirhc March 6, 2019

groobler

A mythic being that groobles the drivers of Santa Rosa Rd. Stay safe out there.

Went on Santa Rosa at 2am last night and the groobler flipped my car and stole the catalytic converter.

by Agent Dale Cooper June 22, 2022

Grogous

A grumbling belly or stomach. Potentially considered gross and off putting by some, but fascinating due to the variety of sounds it emits.

Thomas: *grrrrrRRR*
Rebecca: "Is that your grogous?"
Thomas: "yeeeeeh. I think I'm hungry!".

by Slimey_Vic October 16, 2013

Cougar-groom

Cougar-groom - The act of a young man that act's naive to an older women so she assumes he is sweet an innocent to trick her in to bed

Cougar-groom - A man say's to an older woman "I don't really understand woman and I'm a virgin", older woman says "you poor love, you are so sweet an innocent". Young man rubs his hands together as he knows he is in for some action!

by Mmatti0 June 4, 2011

groom

A word which used to refer to the male getting married at a wedding or, as a verb, meant to look ater your appearance. However it has recently been hijacked by the press and now refers to the action in which a paedophile pursues an individual child via the internet.

"I hear that record producer king guy has been grooming kids over the internet since his release"

by Jizzmopper October 2, 2005

grasoline

The odor one emits after having mowed one's lawn.

"After you're finished mowing, let's go out to eat."

"Naw, I need to shower cuz I smell like grasoline."

by Samurai One September 20, 2009