Grampster

A man or woman aged 65 years or older who considers them-self to be a gangster. They are usually thugged out with ghetto wear, and have tattoos all over their bodies.

Did you see that 70 year old Grampster with the flat billed Twins hat? I bet that old bastard is hard as hell and is packin' serious heat.

Guy 1: You better watch out for that Grampster, he won't hesitate to bust a fat cap in your ass.

Guy 2: Yeah but he'll probably break a hip trying to catch me!

I bet sawdust and mothballs would fly out of his pockets if that old ass Grampster fell over!

by Chuck Richards December 18, 2008

People Greeter

A poor miserable soul who's life is usually a total mess, not because they are extremely unattractive, unheathly, soiled, and smell like feces, but because of the simple fact that the only job they could get is sitting at the entrance of wal-mart stumbling around scaring small children into taking stickers. These people greeters usually have no more than 4 teeth total and weigh more than the average refrigerator.

"Joe, are you sure we should go to wal-mart? We have to take the kids with us and last time the people greeter drooled on them and gave them herpes."

by MrNiceGuy October 10, 2005

grumpster

n. similar to dumpster, but instead where happiness goes to die
n. a person that sucks the life out of the room no matter how hard you try to cheer them up
n. dark pit of despair, a black hole of unhappiness, a vacuum that sucks all hope and joy from the vicinity

MD is a grumpster because he will suck all your happiness away.

by JitteryJoe July 27, 2008

Greaster

A term used to distinguish Greek Easter from the Catholic Easter.

This year Greaster is the week after the Catholic Easter.

by Ares443 April 23, 2006

geekster

A hybrid of a geek and hipster. Someone who wears highly stylized, overpriced clothing that refers to some obscure cartoon enjoyed by Japanese school children and wears thick glasses to denote their geek chic. Although obsessed with Franz Ferdinand like most other hipsters, the Geekster will extends his/her musical tastes into underground techno-remixes of classic video game songs and rap tracks laced with bitches and Bowsers (a la Mario Bros).

Scott Pilgrim is the quintessential geekster, as are many of his followers because of his easy fusion of highly stylized-clothing, obsession with video games, and being in love with the weird artsy chicks.

by SaucyMcMuffin December 20, 2010

grupster

A parent or gardian who continues to express interest in pop culture, music, and/or fashion. Parents who refuse to grow-up just because they now have a child.

My punk rock mom is a grupster

by Stephanie Fowler May 15, 2007

creepsteroni

Basically, it's a person that is:
A. a lurk
B. a creep/creepster/creeper
C. all of the above

Dan: "Dude, who's that guy lurking in the shadows?"
Josh: "I dunno, but he sure is a creepsteroni"
Dan: "Yeah, he's totally tryna claim the prize"
Josh: "LOL"

by my name is Alina & i invented this word June 24, 2007