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Greenville High School

A high school filled with hicks, wanna-be gangsters, creeps, and children who's parents are closely related. There are about 50 or so "normal people" in this high school, the rest are just plain weird. Sports just aren't Greenville High School's thing, but they excel at FFA and choir. The majority of the teachers don't really teach anything and you really have to try pretty hard to not pass the classes. Earning a high school diploma from Greenville High School is comparable to "graduating" from middle school. Only about 25% of students from Greenville High school go on to college and only about 10% actually graduate from college. Most of the employees of fast food restaurants in the state of Ohio went to Greenville High School.
Person 1: "Welcome to Burger King, may I take your order please?"

Person 2: "Yeah, um, did you go to Greenville High School?"

Person 1: "Yes I did, that's why I'm still working at Burger King at age 37."
by iwork@mcd's May 2, 2011
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north greenville university

A place where the president can fuck his admissions secretary but if students have sex they will get pregnant and DIE.

#WeAreNGU
o Hey Buddy, have you met my secretary?

He must go to north greenville university.
by jimmye69 January 3, 2016
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Greenville

Greenville is a city located in Greenville County, South Carolina. As of the 2000 census, the city had a total population of 56,002. It is the county seat of Greenville County6.

For its size, Greenville has an atypically large number of activities. The Peace Center in downtown Greenville hosts national broadway shows that usually only come to cities several times larger. There are four independent theatres which put on several theatrical presentations a year.

Greenville is not a "college town" per se, but the students of both Furman University (in Greenville) and nearby Clemson University enjoy Greenville's downtown area for weekend entertainment. The streets of downtown are filled with people every weekend visiting the restauraunts, small shops, and bars.

Not to be confused with Greenville, NC, which is nothing but a college town filled with hicks.
Greenville is located at 34°50'40" North, 82°23'8" West (34.844313, -82.385428)1.
by Johnny Twoguns August 9, 2004
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Greenville

A City of about 100,000 to 150,000 about 70 miles to the west of the coast of North Carolina. Known mainly for East Carolina University, the anything goes attitude, G-Vegas, Halloween, and being the only point of interest between the OBX and Raleigh. Parties, beautiful women, crime, football, tailgating, lots of restaurants, beer, pirates, ECU college life, traffic, and a lot of growth each year can all be associated with Greenville.
I going down to Greenville for the weekend.
by Key-Low August 2, 2008
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Greenville Bubble

The pseudo-world in which Greenville College (students and residents), and no other aspects of the real world, exist. The location where no events outside of the 8 mile radius are known.
When I visited Greenville College, I found myself in the Greenville Bubble, and didn't know that the royal wedding even happened until I got home.
by Docious & Greenvillian May 30, 2011
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Greenville Wisconsin

An awesome place that people live in right outside of Appleton, Wisconsin. Unfortunately, all of them are basically forced to be in the Hortonville School District, so tat means that they have to go to Hortonville Highschool. That place is filled with abnoxious rednecks and hicks with bigs trucks and are overly obsessed with TRUCKS AND MUD. All of their trucks in the parking lot have huge tires and smoke stacks. They even have a designated snowmobile parking area. More on Greenville Wisconsin, they have the Catfish races and do fun stuff all year round... while Hortonville sits in the hunting spots they have and such... all year.
I love Greenville Wisconsin, but I hate the fact that I have to go to Hortonville Highschool.
by LAWLHEY!!!! March 10, 2011
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Soylent Greenville

A small town in Missouri made up of canibalistic hilbillies who live in isolation from normal society.
Person 1: I'm going to Arkansas next week.
Person 2: Cool, just make sure you don't take 67. That runs through Soylent Greenville.
Person 1: Oh God! Maybe I should go by plane.
Person 2: That would probably be best. You don't wanna take your chances on these kind of things.
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