grape shit

The effects of drinking too much grape juice. Your shit turns green.

I drank too much grape juice and now my poop is green. It's grape shit.

by Boston BAUER October 21, 2008

Grape Shit

Whilst doing the action of deficating little pellets of excrement propell at machine gun speed out of your anus and into the toilet bowl creating a large splash.

My stomach feels better after that grape shit.

by Sugar Daddy Giggz October 18, 2017

Graphite

Dark powder typically found in pencils. Also used to sprinkle in toilet bowls to add to the darkness that may or may enter the earths gravitational pull. Not cool. Shady.

Me: I forgot to wear my suit to the meeting! I wore my Riot Society hoodie instead
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Supreme Being: Yeah bro. That was not graphite.

by gladesofsummer August 21, 2021

graphiti

The misspelled version of the word 'graffiti'.

A common misspelling of the word graffiti.

No.1 :: typing an IM message to No.2 "Hey, did you see that dropout gangster wannabe trying to do graphiti downtown last night?"

No.2 :: typing an IM reply to No.1 "Yeah, was so lame, eh! He jus' wannbe ... anything. Btw, maybe you should've stayed in school, too, cause ya just misspelled 'graffiti', fool!"

by CDLady April 6, 2008

rapeshit

(n) 1.The product of defecating during rape; 2. An interjection expressing disgust or anger; 3. An unpleasant situation or object; 4. Objects belonging to a lover/sexual partner after a recent break-up

1. He crapped during sex and left his rapeshit all over my bed
2. Rapeshit! I have an exam today!
3. That museum was rapeshit, man
4. "Give her this rapeshit back. I don't much like having panties around my appartment."

by George W. Fucker November 9, 2003

Grapeshifter

A person who celebrates the festival of Bacchus on a daily basis. A heavy consumer of wine style alcohol products.

“Goodness, it’s wine o’clock! Crack open another bottle of the old Spumante my dear!” he exclaimed.

“You’re turning into a bit of a grapeshifter, it’s only 10 in the morning.” She replied.

by Westerbergist May 14, 2025

Gettysburg Grapeshot

It's when I put my balls in you then ram rod them in with my own shaft, like a civil war musket.

Dave gave Betsy the old gettysburg grapeshot, now she's in the hospital.

by RadioactiveHate June 9, 2022