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A high school where thirsty ass girls and douche-bag guys associate with each other while harassing everyone that isn't "cool" enough to meet their standards. Druggies run the school along with their Barbie's for girlfriends. If you even look at the KOG (King of Grafton) seniors they think you want their dick when that's actually not the case. The whole Freshman class is an asshole, Sophomores are fake as fuck, Juniors think they are the shit, and Seniors believe they run the school and can talk shit about people they don't even know.

Almost every girl has got it up the ass by some fag that left them afterwards. They all think they are "Boss Ass Bitches" and most of them are extremely thirsty. Dying their hair, getting extensions, fake tans, fake nails, fake boyfriends, nice cars, and anything else they want is a part of their luxury lifestyle.

All they guys are huge dicks and can't count to 5. They most likely can't even spell their own name. They like to get high and show off their fit bodies. The senior guys are always flashing their lifted trucks around or nice mustangs that mommy and daddy bough them for getting an A+ in art.

All the drug addicts brag about their money and "Good Shit" when no one want to hear it or really cares.

Only the ghetto girls think their shit don't stink and strut their stuff down the halls of GHS. Twerking on any guy they can, and thinking all the guys want them is a main part of their life.
"Welcome to Grafton High School, the Scummiest Hell Whole You Can Find."
by Nobodytoassociatewith January 1, 2014
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First spliff/joint/Marijuana cigarette of the day. A double meaning - As grafter refering to the fact that to a heavy marijuana smoker, the first joint of the day is the only one that really works. As well as meaning after smoking the afformentioned first joint, between the smoker and the joint, the joint is the only thing thats going to work!
Man A "Come on Dave you lazy sod come and give us a hand". Dave "I cant the grafter got the better of me".
by Da Real JZ March 10, 2009
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Worst school ever that no one likes whose mascot is a boat. yeah... that's right.

It's just as bad as diet pepsi
Those kids from Grafton are stinky
by stickerface333 October 10, 2008
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A school in Worcester County, Massachusetts that's way too small for the number of students there, this year's freshman class is about 2x the size of last year's graduating class. The hallways are more congested than Rosie O'Donnell's arteries.
GHS is full of druggies (not the cool kind, the ones who are douches), the KOG (kings of grafton, fake-ass gangstas), and sportos. Almost everyone at GHS is a stuck-up asshole who thinks they're better than everyone else, but there are a few cool down-to-earth kids there.
These are some of the people you'll see if you ever visit Grafton High School:

KOG: Yo, KOG 4 lyfe! HOW COME YOU AIN'T REPPIN SON I'MA POP A CAP IN YO ASS!
Dumb orange chick who I think about when I jack off sometimes: did u read wht she wrote bout me on facebook? i cnt believ she said tht!!!! tll emily to tll hr she isnt nvited 2 my sweet 16 nemore!
Druggie: I was the one who stole your iPod. I made like a hundred bucks off of it. I bought some goooood shit with that money.
American Eagle Club kid: My parents are buying me a Jeep Wrangler for my birthday! I can't wait 'till I get it so I can put a ton of Dave Matthews Band and Jane's Addiction stickers on the bumper! What an excellent way to communicate my bland taste in music to everyone!
by M A a P June 28, 2007
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Grafton, a small town in Wisconsin, has a school system that refuses to shut down, and switch to virtual school. Despite HUNDREDS OF CONFIRMED CASES OF COVID-19, among staff, students, teachers, and families.

Although cedarburg, mequon, theinsville, and almost every other school district in the area has shut down... Us Graftonites would like to solidify our reputation as the laughing stock of Ozaukee County. Because "MAH RIGHTS!"

This disgraceful behaviour has led to the change of all grafton mascots. We are now known as the "Grafton SuperSpreaders."
Those damn Grafton SuperSpreaders are going to get us all sick!
by Exuled ikswobeL November 21, 2020
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The most secretly soft person ever but is super outgoing in a group of people. Will do anything for the people he loves. He is really cute and has good style, but can also make really dumb jokes that make you die of laughter still for some odd reason...just because it is Grafton saying them. Everyone loves Grafton.
"Hey are you going to the party next weekend?"
"Idk will Grafton be there"
"Duh"
"Okay ill go"
by grassluver December 15, 2020
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A single, alone, man/child, that has no friends. He comes from a dump truck. Lives alone with a couple of raccoons.

Otherwise a compleat ass.
Man: Who are you?, and you smell awful,
Grafton: I’m Grafton
Man: excuse me... *hurl*
by Jakajns February 13, 2019
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