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governor mifflin high school 

A rich snobby school filled with hoes, skanks, and more. High teen pregnancy rates and perverted teachers often are associated with this school.
She's such a skank, I bet she's from governor mifflin high school.

Shake hands with the governor 

Man, I totally have to shake hands with the governor after eating all that cheese.

shaking hands with the governor of love 

Tossing Off

From Latin - Shakus Handus withus theus governorus ofus loveus - meaning choking the chicken, tossing off, wanking

From the motion of "shaking hands" with you cock (the governor of love)
I was too busy shaking hands with the governor of love to get your text

shaking hands with the governor 

You: Dude, sorry I'm late.
Me: What were you doing, shaking hands with the governor?

Shake Hands with the Governor of Love. 

v. To masturbate.

Derived from the Latin phrase "Contremesco manuum per Imperator Diligo", lit. Shake hands with the Emperor of Love.

This phrase was believed to have been coined by Juvenal in order to express to a lady friend how he would like to masturbate onto her tits without being crude and causing offence.
1. I'm just off to shake hands with the Governor of Love.

2. Check it out! I just took a photo of me shaking hands with the Governor of Love.

3. Hey, baby. How about I shake hands with the Governor of Love all over your mammaries?

maggie walker governors school 

a school for middle to upper class kids from richmond, henrico, and chesterfield in the richmond area.

A place where care free lives are ruined with rediculous amounts of homework.
1. Damn, i wish i could go to Maggie Walker Governors School so i could get out of this cycle of perpetual ignorance and poverty and go to a good college.

2. Damn, i really don't need to go to the Maggie Walker Governors School, i have money and can educate myself.