“Hide your wife, I’ve gotta knife!”

One of the best things Harry has said in a sidemen video.

When Harry says “hide your wife, I’ve gotta knife!”, it’s best that you don’t mess with Harry

by S/he’s just a friend November 25, 2020

gotta blast

Originated from one of Jimmy Neutron's catchphrases, "Gotta blast!" Is a common phrase said on the internet now for many reasons.

1. When in an awkward or uncomfortable situation
2. When someone says or does something you don't like and you don't feel low wasting time and energy arguing with them.

1. *in a texting convo*
Straight boy: "wanna play 20 questions haha ;)"
Girl: "sure."
Straight boy: "okay I'll go first. Are you a virgin?"

Girl: "...Gotta blast!"

2. Idiot: I support Carter Reynolds. He's hawt and did nothing wrong!!1
Me: ".....Gotta blast!"

by Lisa is not Lethal August 26, 2015

We gotta finish this

Finishing in this context means to save the world. Originates from a Finnish person who saved the world.

We're the Avengers. We gotta finish this!

by Qwe42rty June 27, 2019

I gotta piss like a wounded Jap

What someone says when they have to pee really bad. During World War II, thousands of badly wounded Japanese soldiers were abandoned in the jungles of the South Pacific. Their wounds prevented them from being able to unbutton and pull down their trousers by themselves. Therefore, they were left to die alone with extremely full bladders.

Situation 1:

Drunk guy #1: Oh man, I gotta piss like a wounded Jap!

Drunk guy #2: Dude, you have the weakest bladder in the world.

Situation 2:

Wounded Japanese Soldier: Ooooooohhhh!!!

by DJJazzyJeff9 April 16, 2013

I GOTTA TAKE A SHIT

A proclamation that holds some urgency, thereby allowing you to quickly get out of a situation. It also lets the individual that the proclamation is stated to know that you won't be back anytime soon.

Florence: Have you seen my pictures from our vacation? We took something like 500 pictures.
Ethel: I GOTTA TAKE A SHIT!!!!!
Florence: Well then I guess maybe next time.

by TigerW September 4, 2005

gotabaya

A walking dickhead with no bitches and f*cked with an entire country. He belongs to a family of degenerates and his ass is being whopped by 6.9 million people

Idiot: I am voting for gotabaya
Me: DONT VOTE FOR THAT ASSHOLE

by Imagine shiny huntin a xerneas April 30, 2022

i gotta glock in my rari

when you have a pew pew in your vroom vroom

"Yo come check it out I gotta glock in my rari"

by I gotta glock in my rari July 6, 2016