Goobsterism

An absolute Goober someone who’s an absolute nut master and wants to suck your nuts dry

A foolish person nutty for nuts

Alaina had a case of Goobsterism

by OMW2FYBOO June 16, 2022

Goobis

A fun way of calling someone a goober.

You're such a goobis

by PrdflS8n September 21, 2023

Globist

A person who believes that the Earth is round and that we live in a Heliocentric universe. Their conviction to this idea so strong that they will fight to the death to protect it.

A Globist's best defense is to attack with a barrage of insults until the Flat Earther is defeated and, humiliated.

by JonSpade February 2, 2017

hoobity goobity

A term used to describe the African-American accent. It is derived from the southern accent of the United States of America. It originated from the 16th through the 19th centuries as Africans were transported to the colonies in North and South America to be sold as slaves. In North America, the sounds of the original African languages merged with the sounds of the southerners who taught the Africans to speak English. The result was an African-American accent which survives to this day. "HOO-bit-y GOO-bit-y" is primarily spoken when African-Americans gather together informally, but it is avoided by African-Americans when speaking as a news anchor or in other professional situations.

"Hoobity goobity" includes the following words and phrases. . . . . . . WORDS: (still = STEAL; will = WHEEL; bed = BAY-id; red = RAY-id; edge = AGE; boil = BALL; tripping = TRIPPIN'; ask = AXE; on = AWN; toll = TOE; police = PO-lease; fifty = FITty; poor = PO) . . . . . . . PHRASES: (Hell no! = HAIL no!; My baby's mother = My BABY momma; He does = He DO; She has been running = She BEEN RUNNIN'; He often works on Tuesdays = He BE WORKIN' Tuesdays; I didn't go anywhere = I didn't go NOWHERE; You're crazy = YOU crazy; She's my sister = SHE my SISTA; She writes poetry = She WRITE poetry; Why aren't they going? = Why THEY AIN'T GOIN'?; You all = Y'ALL; I can't do that = I can't do DAT.)

by Linguistics-man June 1, 2011

Goobit

Mythical rabbit/goose hybrid monster. Also a gentle insult.

"Oh George, you are a goobit for putting the butter knife into the jam."

by MightyMadiJay January 2, 2010

goobity goop

a person whos name isnt being used right by a retard

"Hey you're doing good N-n- you goobity goop"

by Mazzonybear April 22, 2016

goobity goop

a very tall person who is extremly good at basketball but acts high as a kite and gets weird nicknames from old men

" hey trick what's the answer to 1" "Conductive" "No its inductive you goobity goop"

by Mazzonybear April 22, 2016