goob

silly person; silly acting

{ Kim has finished explaining to Jenn about the effects fishing has on her outfit planing.}

Jenn: You're such a goob!

by tconn January 26, 2009

goob

1. A slang word for weed, only used by the muggiest people.

1.Alright Jon, can you pass the goob please mmmmmmmmate!

by dynozz October 23, 2006

goob

a person who is a giant noob

Jessica, you are a freaking goob.

by Kela January 01, 2008

goob

Substitute for the word "good", as spoken by someone with a mouthful of food.

"How's that pie, Ogre?" (shrugs) "I'unno - GOOB!!!"

by Viva Vas Deferens July 28, 2008

goob

a person who tends to tell stories that no one listens to. doesn't always have friends, normally a steak is their only friend. extremely hard to understand. occasionally moody.

loved by an overly obsessive girl who would give the worlddddd for them.

goob : so today i was
bojangles : (rudely interrupting) i like skittles.
goob : .... so today
bojangles : (rudely interrupting) what?
goob : never mind.

by scruffles. March 07, 2008

goob

1.Some one who is extremely cool
2.Doing something EXTREMELY sexual
3.Having feelings for some one.

Man, Barker your realy goob!!
Dang i wish i could goob with her!
I realy goob that frog...that frog is freakin my goob...i goob it.

by BallinAintEasy March 05, 2005

goob

1.) A small amount of flem combined with saliva created in the mouth. Goobs usually dangle to the ground slowly out of the mouth, unless taken by the wind. Not to be confused with a lugey which is spat out of the mouth with great force, not dropped.
2.) Foreign sticky substance not well understood.

1.) Tommy, ignorant and stupid, stepped on the goob in bare feet. The fool.
2.) John: What is that stuff on your shirt, Jim?
Jim: Aww dang! I forgot to wash my clothes and they have goob on them!

by The Jordan March 27, 2008