Glencoe

A fairy wealthy small town north of Chicago, IL. The population has a fairly large amount of Jews as do many towns in the area. Many people in the area are kind but you can encounter snooty parents and/or adults every so often.

Kid 1: What did you get for christmas?
Kid 2: Oh, I got.............................................
Kid 1: Oh, Thats cool, I got.................................
Kid 2: Ok, See you later.
Kid 1: Wait! isn't Glencoe awesome.
Kid 2: This example sucks

by Anonymous Hackers January 1, 2012

Glencoe Gorilla

A big listless fart producing gorilla who eats anything thrown into his cage, and to reach his cage you have to walk down the street and jerk off the town. His parents are elephants and his offspring will be water.

I was having a quick Harry in the pub bathroom and the scent attracted a Glencoe Gorilla, he then proceeded to fart and cum all over the washroom

by Chickenbum February 12, 2013

Glenview

The most amazing place anyone has or will ever be. suburb of chicago. Ther is absolutely nothing wwrong with it except for GBN.

Guy: I had the best trip to Glenview.
Friend: Oh lucky! I have always wanted to go there.

by terrence james February 21, 2011

glenzie

Beautiful,beastly,sexy,amazing. Glenzies are the best for the ladies it comes natural everyone likes glenzies

Beautiful sexy amazing beastly.glenzie

by Steven Washington November 29, 2013

Glencoe Ontario

A small town of 2000 in Southern Ontario. You take the upper crust and the Getto and put it in a blender with touch of racism and pour it out in the space of three intersections and you have Glencoe. However Glencoe works hard to maintain its culture and traditions and has a kick-ass fair. Other nice features include many old churches and a historic train station.

Hey where dem nice caribou at? Oh in Glencoe Ontario

by Patricefromthegreatwhitenorth December 1, 2016

Glencoe Highschool

A school in Hillsboro Oregon that’s finally getting construction done on it after DECADES. SOMEHOW with how trashy the school is, we maintained one of the highest GPAS in the district, just because we want to prove to the other schools that just because we look like trash doesn’t mean we’re stupid. We can’t help no one cares about us.

Girl 1: Wow what’s that pile of rubble over there?Girl 2: Oh thats just Glencoe Highschool.

by Yoyoyoitsyaboiahaha August 1, 2019

Glencoe

A suburban town filled with white kids who try to act black and also a cuple hundred posers. Caucasian Invasion!

Sam: Hay, Cody what did you do with your $30 allowince
Cody: I spent it in glencoe on my new fallout boy CD
Sam: Fo Shizzle
Cody: ya dowgg

by Satchell June 15, 2006