Glass Bottom Boat

When one puts seran wrap on anothers face, poking holes for respiration, and taking a dump on the others face with the seran wrap still on there face. The seran wrap acting as a "Glass Bottom".

Jack performed a glass bottom boat on jon after jon fell asleep.

by Nick We July 22, 2007

Reverse Glass Bottom Boat

The act of shitting on someones face, then wrapping their head with saran wrap to smush the shit all over thier face. A perverse sexual move more prevalent in the African-American community.

Marcus found out his ho was sleepin with his homeboy, so he reverse glass bottom boated that bitch right after he gave her a flaming wally.

by Phil Hackney September 8, 2006

glass bottom boat ride

the act of applying plastic wrap to your partners face then proceeding to urinate upon said partners face

The Nebraskan gave his wife the GLASS BOTTOM BOAT RIDE that she so eagerly desired.

by 475tet September 1, 2010

glass bottom boat

To place plastic wrap on someone's face and then proceed to defocate on it.

I gave her a glass bottom boat ride.

by The kush October 22, 2008

glass bottom boat

when you wrap someone's face in plastic wrap and then shit on them

that girl let me glass bottom boat her, man i love shitting on people.

by stephanieboat February 17, 2007

glass bottom boat

the REAL definition:
when you put saran wrap on your chest and someone takes a shit on it and you flip the saran wrap into your face

people have ACTUALLY done this... and i have no idea how fecal matter is sexually stimulating but whatever floats your boat i guess... i made a funny.

dude 1: yea cassy gave me a glass bottom boat..
dude 2: you sick fuck.

by bitchshitcuntfuck October 3, 2008

glass-bottom boat

Jerking off underneath a glass coffee table while some slut drops trow and shits over you, onto the table.

by Talking Goat June 20, 2003