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Glagger

Dirived from the saying "Glaring Daggers" Its a mixture of the words "glare" and "dagger"
I don't know what his problem is he's been glaggering me all day!!
by Skrinkle December 26, 2007
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lump gaggler

1. Any female food service worker with sores in her mouth who willingly sucks a guys nuts so hard she removes blackheads.

2. A girl who can recite the entire alphabet with a hard boiled egg in her throat.

3. guys who go after older women based entirely off of the extra skin around their throats.
You should see the new manager at Wendy's. She does this thing with an egg that made me fall in love watching her neck fat shake and man what a ride. You can't even look at my nuts in direct sunlight!!

She is the queen of all lump gagglers.
by assjacker253 August 5, 2009
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glaggles

a word that is formed when the brain cannot decide whether to say glasses or goggles. Also a name for prescription goggles such as the type worn in sports.
Theresa: I need to wear goggles for lacrosse but I can't see anything without my glasses.
Kate: why dont you ask your mom to take you to the eye doctor to get some glaggles?
Theresa: good idea!

~and~

Taylor: The warm air in here is making my glaggles fog up
Zach: don't you mean your goggles?
Taylor: Yeah, but 'glasses' was the first word to jump into my head, then goggles, so they got slurred together
by eulien December 13, 2008
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glaggles

glaggles
a word that is formed when the brain cannot decide whether to say glasses or goggles. Also a name for prescription goggles such as the type worn in sports.
Theresa: I need to wear goggles for lacrosse but I can't see anything without my glasses.
Kate: why dont you ask your mom to take you to the eye doctor to get some glaggles?
Theresa: good idea!

~and~

Taylor: The warm air in here is making my glaggles fog up
Zach: don't you mean your goggles?
Taylor: Yeah, but 'glasses' was the first word to jump into my head, then goggles, so they got slurred together
by eulien December 9, 2008
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glaggers

He can't see without his glaggers on!
by blind1234 December 29, 2010
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Glaggershnoff

The sound a girl makes when she gargles your cum after a blowjob.
Harold- wow you really made loud glaggershnoff noises after that blowjob!
by sexmachine420 December 9, 2013
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glaggletrag

cumming into a blender then adding chocolate syrup, adding to a syringe and baking at 350.
i made a glaggletrag last night!
by yaggledaggle February 3, 2023
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