gelatinous emu

When you take a shit that is so long that after it hits the bottom of the toilet, it remains verticaly erect as you keep crapping. After a while your crap starts to warp. Ocassionally, if you are not lucky, the warp in the crap will happen right at the asshole, thus smearing crap all over your ass.

Dude, I had a gelatinous emu that made me wipe for an extra 5 minutes. I missed the end of Jesus Christ Superstar, the musical.

by Lou April 10, 2005

gelatinous abrasion

A wound that results on the human skin after having been power-washed with nickelodeon gak. Resembles a cut filled with gak.

1) Hook up your power-washer to a tank of gak.
2) Turn on power-washer.
3) Spray people you want to create gelatinous abrasions on.
4) Sit back and enjoy the glory.

by Sgt. Fupa and Lt. Tally Wacker March 31, 2010

Krusty partially gelatinated non-dairy gum-based beverages

The thing chief Wiggum (Simpsons TV series) asks for at the Krusty Burger Restaurant in Springfield. He wants to know if it is available at McDonald's.

Wiggum:... Do they have Krusty partially gelatinated non-dairy gum-based beverages?
Policeman 1: They call them shakes.
Policeman 2: Hum, shakes. Policeman: Then you're know what you're getting!
Wiggum: I know what I'm getting, some donuts!

by Buggeros September 24, 2008

Gelatinous

An amorphous-describing adjective, used to describe various structures.

Tenille Pegg's disproportionate body is made up of gaping gelatinous hips and zero tits.

by Peter from Popoya October 5, 2010

GELATINOUS FATTIUS

AN OBESE MAN THAT RESPONDS TO THE TO THE ALIAS NAME OF "NETTO" WHOM PERFORMS HOMOSEXUAL MAN PLEASURES IN RETURN FOR TWINKIES AND DONUTS.

IF "NETTO" WAS A GREEK GOD HIS NAME WOULD BE "GELATINOUS FATTIUS".

by BOB1980 October 18, 2008

gelatinous

it is a different word for gay David Wade

everyone thinks gelatinous sucks.

by Dallas Longmuir September 25, 2003

Gelatinous

Meaning of a gelatin form commonly known as Jello...ya know the one with the catchy ass theme song....also its just a fuckin awesome word to describe anything of awesomeness

So damn gelatinous!!! How much did she pay you?

by Marine123456 November 1, 2010