Gary Garrison

The act of spray painting your balls gold and making your weiner look like a bamboo shoot, so that the elusive PANDA BEAR will come and nibble on it, while you read them poetry.

Dude, I totally did a Gary Garrison last night on your mother.

by Big Panda Nate November 4, 2010

Garish

To describe an item of horrible clothing, usually stripey and in the form of a cardigan. Can also describe the feeling of a major hangover.

mam, what the fuck is this cardigan you have bought me, its garish as fuck, you bitch.

by COD 5 May 15, 2009

Evan Garrison

SWAG

Did you see that kid wit all the swag?!?!
yeah bro thats Evan Garrison

by niggaBwyld September 15, 2011

Katy Jane Garside

Part of British Rock band "Daisy Chainsaw" and "Queen Adreena"

described as "artsy" and "slightly odd", which makes her music all the more delightful.

Has the enviable talent of going from true metal scream to soft angellic and ghostly tones.

And inspiration, and also seen as a contempory of the riot grrrl movement

*Check out "Queen Adreena" albums "Taxidermy" and "Drink Me"

*1: who the fuck are Queen Adreena??
2: a band who has given rock, metal and the UK a purpose for living

by Kat,Kath,Court February 10, 2005

"Garrison the conversation"

To unabashedly powersteer the topic of conversation back to what you want to talk about, regardless of what anyone else thinks.

Person 1: "So anyway, that pretty much sums up me and Sunni's problems these days."

Person 2: "I'm sorry man. I hope it gets better soon! .....hey, did I ever tell you about my girlfriend from two years ago? She had this thing where she would always....."

(Person 1 interrupts, totally not listening or caring about what person 2 was saying in any form or fashion)

Person 1: "WELL, honestly, I just don't know what Sunni is thinking these days, or why these problems are even happening...."

(Person 2 feels ignored and annoyed)

Person 1 has shown an example of how to "Garrison the conversation".

by No One Has A Clue January 13, 2009

Andrew garside

Someone who is weirdly obsessed with a girl and says sexual shit about them. They are also predators with tiny dicks

Guy: hey girl your so fine and I’m obsessed with you
Girl: ew your such an Andrew garside

by Everything_i_say_is_true December 18, 2022

Garrison

A very intelligent young man, who somehow makes it impossible to have a boring day. I mean that in a bad way. He is constantly building you a wall of happiness, and tearing it down again, he manages to keep your affection by keeping the wall built over-night. He will drive crazy, and you don't even know why. You don't love him, he isn't the lovable type. He is the "I want you to abuse me, and use me" type of guy. His intellect is of his most attractive qualities. Sometimes you wonder if he even cares about you or not. It scares you, but what is he to you? Some guy you don't even know, and yet you are most happy when you are with him. He is cool, yet it's not his looks that make him cool. His persona is ONE of the most tantalizing things you have ever experienced from a person.. Most of the others are characters from some sort of book or movie. But Garrison is real, which puts him into second place on your list. But he is first when it comes to how close you actually are to the person in question. He has the subtlety that is required in all sexy personas, and he has the bluntness that is needed as well, he has timing, and he knows how to rip your heart out and sew it back up in a matter of minutes. The fact that he can control you like that scares you, but you also love it. You wonder if he is even doing it on purpose. You come back to the question does he care about you? Does he even notice you? You hope not.

God some people can be such idiots.. why would people take bullshit like that? I'd never date a man like that.. and I would never consider him in BED. I need a real man.. Someone like Garrison!

by TheGreatAndPowerfulRandomName December 30, 2012