Kevin Garnett

who the fuck is "pipa!"?KG can kick everyones ass..he one crazy ass balla and he didnt deserve mvp? check out the numbers bitch 24.2ppg 5apg 13.9rpg almost 50% shooting and 2.17bpg

Kevin Garnett is da fuckin man!

by ghetto fiend July 26, 2004

Gardetto’s

A “Original” recipe since 1932 that tastes like ass. It’s a disgusting taste of pretzel that deserves nothing in money.

You like Gardetto’s? It’s a disgusting taste of pretzel that deserves nothing in money. You fat ass fuck die in fucking hell, man-whore.

by AliAandMayo December 24, 2018

Kevin Garnett

Ranks right along with Ben Wallace, Tim Duncan and Tayshaun Prince as my favorite NBA player.
Best forward in the NBA today.

KG is da man!

by Detroit Pistons Fan(Tayalltheway) November 3, 2003

kevin garnett

to post up from the edge of the 3-pt line

to run the whole court in 7.45 steps

Jimmy was so lanky that he kevin garentted across the other team

by Anonymous November 6, 2003

The Garnett

To block a practice or warm up shot in basketball that occurs after a whistle or any other dead ball situation during a game.

Johnny tried to get his rhythm back from the arc and attempted a three after a foul away from the ball, but a player from the other team pulled "the Garnett" and stuffed the ball as it descended towards the rim.

by Creonptc March 20, 2011

Kevin Garnett

Best player on the planet...His nickname is the Beast!

KG is a beast!

by T-Wolves number one fan May 3, 2004

The Garnett

To block a practice or warm up shot in basketball that occurs after a whistle or any other dead ball situation during a game.

Johnny tried to get his rhythm back from the arc and attempted a three after a foul away from the ball, but a player from the other team pulled "the Garnett" and stuffed the ball as it descended towards the rim.

by Creonptc March 20, 2011