Garagistas

used by Enzo Ferrari in the early days of Formula One racing, describing the privateer race teams, primarily the British ones

racing against the Garagistas

by djbitte November 6, 2011

andrew garfield

fucking hot man who makes my day 10000 times better and exists as thirst edits in my gallery. best spiderman and you can't deny it.

"andrew garfield is better than tom holland and tobey maguire."
no shit sherlock.

by sexwithandrewgarfield December 25, 2021

Garf's Law

Originating from iFunny user "AllHailLordGarfield", Garf's law is when you visit somebody's account during an argument and it only add's strength to their argument, an inverse of Bidoof’s Law.

"I checked your subscriptions to see if you sub to see if you sub to p0rn accounts and I saw nothing but garfield. Wtf"
-Verified user MemeDragon upon discovering Garf's Law

by TheGameCube March 14, 2020

Andrew Garfield

he is the most adorable sweet and funny human being on this earth. this man is the owner of everyone’s heart and he deserves the best.

who is that spider guy?? THAT IS ANDREW GARFIELD THE CUTES HUMAN ON EARTH

by leviosius July 14, 2021

fluff your garfield

euphemism for masturbation, courtesy of ABC's "Whose Line is it, anyway?"

"I'll fluff your Garfield if you know what you mean."

by Euphysics May 13, 2005

Garfield snorkel

When a man sticks his ball's in a woman's mouth and slaps his cock across her face while the woman sucks in on the man's balls.

"Dude, I gave her the Garfield snorkel last night. My ball sack is so saggy."

by TheSnorkel January 18, 2008

Garage Sesh

1 a night of bicycle (or some times motorcycle) maintenance usually involving beer.

2 a night in the garage on the pretence of fixing things but where very little gets done except drinking beer.

“Dude, that garage sesh got messy last night. Yeah, fuck all got fixed, I drank All the beer and fell off my bike on the way home!”

by Minty666 August 1, 2020