Grandtastic 

Better than Fantastic. Even more grand. Basically a twofive on a scale of one in the fantastic department. But not quite a twofive bc twofive.

Subject A: "I just got a new kitten!"
Subject B: "Oh really? Dang aw how exciting.. Wait.. is it black.."
Subject A: "HECK NO NOT BLACK CATS OH NO"
Subject B: "OH WELL THEN YEAH! KITTENS YES! WOW THAT'S JUST GRANDTASTIC."

Grandtastic by treehugger345 August 17, 2016

grandmaster nigger 

Like grandmaster sub-zero form 'Mortal Kombat' the derivative grandmaster nigger harnesses the power of slavery and cotton to defeat his foes but due to his lack of right's he is never able to win a single round even if he does complete his final fatality move called the ' KKK cotton shackle chainsaw' which involves a chain covered in cotton to be whipped at the opponent piercing his upper abdomen and then being whipped again but this time the chain wraps around the opponent's neck, pulling him toward grandmaster nigger where a KKK mask is then placed on his head and is then strung up to a tree and then covered gasoline where he is then lit on fire and left to burn, grandmaster nigger finishes his move by saying "stupid fucking niggers".

person 1: How come he can never win?
person 2: Oh, because its grandmaster nigger he doesn't have the rights to win

grandmaster nigger by allahs persnal fiddler May 26, 2020

Grandmaster Sexay 

A high-ranking practitioner of the art of Sexay. There are very few left, and those that are lucky enough to find one should consider themselves honored.

"Hey, it's Jeff!"

"Oh, you mean Grandmaster Sexay?"

"Yeah. How is he so good with the chicks?"

"He spent a long time practicing the art of Sexay, you know.

Grandmaster Sexay by Stagosaurus Sex-ay July 3, 2010

grandmaster

A MASTER DJ (Disc Jockey) One that is very skilled in the art of turntablism.

Grandmaster Flash
Grandmaster Melle Mel

grandmaster by DJ Scary G December 8, 2003

grandmaster

A person of the upmost uberness, a banterholic of the greatest degree and leader of the grandmaster alliance.

In the beginning grandmaster created the banter and the alliance.

grandmaster by Harold Shippman April 29, 2005

grandmaster of the pootang 

To earn the title "Grandmaster of the Pootang", one must be capable of performing expert level techniques such as the "Full Lick". Grandmasters are guaranteed to steal your bitch, use her up and toss her back to you like a Cabbage Patch Kid after daddy's pitbull Spike is done with it.

"Bro I tried to do that Full Lick shit mane, I can't quite get it. Shit's hard"
"Yeah man you ain't quite ready to be a grandmaster of the pootang yet"

grandmaster of the pootang by bigpappy June 24, 2016

Grandmaitis 

Grandmaitis can be defined as the symptomatic physical response to going to grandma's and getting fed too much. The bloated stomach, burping, groaning and undoing of pants (not to be confused with Turkey-Coma)

Oh man! I went over and she fed me five meals in one day! :-p Oh man! I have Grandmaitis and can't breathe! If I eat anything else I'm going to barf!

Grandmaitis by ObsoleteSadness December 3, 2010