Weed Purgatory

<Noun> A wretched state of mind stoners encounter when too high and their remote to the TV won't work; usually stuck on the worst infomercial ever made. These fools are too lazy to get up to change the channel and are thus, in a torturous place because they are forced to watch bad television.

Jay accidentally stepped on the remote so he and Miller were stuck watching Oxy Clean infomercials all night long. They were condemned to weed purgatory.

by Jamon26 August 6, 2008

Purgatory

The tv show "supernatural" defines purgatory as a place where any supernatural creature goes after death

Vampires go to purgatory

Dean got blown to purgatory when killing a liviathan

by Boinable April 2, 2017

friend purgatory

A place for people who have requested to friend you on facebook. Instead of confirming or denying friendship you just leave them in friend purgatory.

I got faced by an old highschool buddy but I just left them in friend purgatory until I decide if they are friend worthy and can get into my friend heaven or deny them entry.

by onefractal December 8, 2009

Purgatory

When your dick is a full extent but not yet hard

When I'm about to give a presentation in class my dick goes into purgatory .

by HanzWank January 5, 2019

Purgatory

Can be used as an adjective to describe a weird or surreal experience. A situation described as Purgatory usually has a chaotic energy and makes you extremely uncomfy.

*walks into a Golden Corral at 2:10 am*
Me: Yo, this shit is Purgatory...

by wanna.be.werewolf August 6, 2019

Stomach Purgatory

The state of your hunger level when you are not too hungry but not too full.

Jackie ate an entire Thanksgiving dinner but still claimed to be in stomach purgatory.

by SPicard May 7, 2018

fart purgatory

This happens when you are in the middle of trying to silently pass a fart, but suddenly your asshole shifts in just such a way that you know that if you continue passing it wil come out loud as a bugel. You then sit there attempting to pass it silently, which causes your face to contort and you to stop breathing in an effort to make sure no noise comes out.

Friend 1: "dude, i was talking to this hot girl last night at the bar and i tried to pass one but i stopped 'cause i knew if i passed more it would sound like a nuke."

Friend 2: "dude, you totally went into fart purgatory."

by tetris57 November 21, 2011