Fudgepacker Paradox

This refers to the phenomenon of gay males having more success attracting women than straight males do. This is paradoxical as, obviously, a gay male has no interest in the women they monopolize away from straight males.

"Gay men get all the women. Everyone knows this. It's called the Fudgepacker Paradox."

by GingerBeer June 17, 2012

fudnucker

A person who does not eat meat

A word I can use in Carrie chat that doesn't sound as bad as stupid

Carrie's a fudnucker!!!!

You fudnuckers stole my cheese!

by Rachaelness January 23, 2008

fudgeknocker

originating from turn of the century scotland it means gay man/one who slings it up the gary glitter

davie the man who carries the invisible buckets of sand taylor

by kg December 27, 2004

Fudgepacker

Tom Cruise

Hey look its Tom Cruise, and he's packing fudge!

That Tom Cruise, he's such a fudgepacker.

Tom Cruise? Is he fudgepacking??

by Fatty Novak September 6, 2010

Fudgepacker

When one man packs "Fudge" in another mans ass.

"Wow that guy is such a fudgepacker

by Todd O'Brien May 12, 2006

Fudgepacker's Disease

AIDS

The dad on the Brady Bunch died of Fudgepacker's Disease.

by Dick Fitzentite September 28, 2009

fudgepacker

1. A gay man who bangs other men in the butt.
2. A member of G-Unit.

Fifty Cent: I think we should change our name to the Fifty Cent Fudgepackers. What you think about that Eminem?
Eminem: Hold on a second, I'm busy sucking Nas dick. (slurp, slurp, slurp) MMM, that was good.

by ITeachYou April 16, 2008