fucknugget 

Noun. A sharp pejorative for limited use on the most unpleasant of the thought challenged.

Adjective. Used to describe the most senescent of fartsome cloacas. Often seen modifying the noun "PincherMartin."

Noun: PincherMartin is the drum-major of fucknuggets in The Perfect World of marching bands.

Adjective: That fucknugget PincherMartin cannot process the information he allegedly gleans from all the books he lies about reading.

fucknugget by rdbrewer September 30, 2005

fucknugget 

a shiny golden nugget of destiny and fuck

We must not give up on our quest to find the Fucknugget!

fucknugget by Max Byer November 10, 2007

Fucknugget 

An insult deriving from the use of 'nugget' to refer to an unpleasant small piece of excrement otherwise referred to as a nugget, clagnut or dangleberry made popular in the Viz comic.

Popular use of the word began in the town of Stafford in the UK after it was accidentally blurted out by a man who had intended to call someone a Fuckwit but in his anger confused the word. It has since spread virally across the world after finding a receptive audience on the XBoxLive chat system when trash-talking during online multiplayer games.

"I'm on your team you fucknugget! Throw the grenade at the BLUE guys!"

"I can't believe he crashed his car again, what a fucknugget"

Fucknugget by Mike Furmedge September 25, 2007

Fucknugget 

A small piece of fuck, similar in shape and size to a gold nugget, but with a much more variable selling price. High-quality fucknuggets, such as nuggets of "supermodel fuck" can easily be sold for 7-figure sums, whereas low-quality nuggets, such as "ugly fat drunk fuck" nuggets, are effectively worthless.

Not to be confused with Fuck-McNuggets, a delicious chicken-based food item deep fried in fuck oil.

Greg: "Steve! I found a fucknugget on the ground here!"
Steve: "Greg, this is a only nugget of dumbfuck."
Greg: "Damn. That's boo boo monkey."

Fucknugget by Grent August 20, 2008

fucknugget 

BMW motorcycle riders refer to the many accessories they put on their motorcycles as "fucknuggets". Used in place of the archaic term "farkle".

"Congratulations on the new BMW R1200GS Adventure motorcycle. You are going to need to add a lot of fucknuggets to that bike."

May also be used as a verb as in: Let the fucknuggetting begin!"

fucknugget by BobFV1 October 5, 2007

fucknugget 

When your bangin a chick real hard and your condom slips off, becoming enlodged in her vag it is called a "fucknugget."

a fucknugget. no other example (see above "def")

fucknugget by green-hits March 31, 2009

fucknugget 

an insult to a high degree

A child that brags about getting ladies and pussy

Kid: yo all these bitches on me

You: bro stop being a fucknugget

fucknugget by FUCKNUGGET CREATOR September 3, 2017