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Scuzzy Fuckloser

1. Some emotionally-gnarled or overly egotistic male who seeks nothing but reproductive acts for no effort or through intimidation or coercion of a female or her friends. Aggressive or manipulative in order to maintain a consistent supply of genital stimulation. Obesity, personal troubles, money, threats, and other irrelevant personal details are used to entice, impress, guilt, or peer pressure the individual into complying.

2. A pity fuck, or the boyfriend of a vulnerable, emotionally-distraught female who can't find someone that treats her like she desires to be.
"That girl never knew what she had until she figured out her new boyfriend is a Scuzzy Fuckloser."

"I can't believe she's with a guy like that."
"Yeah, he's had it rough, his mom just died."
"Scuzzy Fuckloser, something about him just really bugs me..."
"Yeah, he's been telling every girl in the neighborhood that."
"That'd be why!"
by KarmaLog July 6, 2018
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Mt. Fuckmore

Your top four sexual partners. Generally the ones you had the best sex with or the ones that were most out of your league. A Founding Father (whoever you lost your virginity to) may also be included by default.
After last weekend with Hannah I'm going to need to make some changes to Mt. Fuckmore.

Who's on your Mt. Fuckmore?
by Aunt Paula's Lover September 9, 2021
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