Jesse what the fuck are you talking about 

A statement that can be made when one around you says something that is complete nonsense, like excessive usage of modern internet slang or memes in regular conversation, or can be used in response to incomprehensible subjects.

Originated from voice edits of Jesse Pinkman and Walter White from Breaking Bad in diners

Jesse Pinkman: Yo Mr. White, did you hear that the new egirl bussy was a doomer based cuck?

How about the time he was ratioed in 4k because he was down bad, fr, on God.
Walter White: Jesse what the fuck are you talking about?

Jesse what the fuck are you talking about by TripleAron May 17, 2022

What the fuck did I just read? 

A question that you ask yourself after browsing Urbandictionary for prolonged periods of time.

Warning - prolonged browsing of Urbandictionary may result in you knowing things that you really wish you could unknow, and in some extreme cases, may lead to Mega Ultra Super Aneurysm.

search "1000000000th base" just up there in the search bar if you really want the "What the fuck did I just read?" experience. It's some really vile shit, so you HAVE been warned.

What the fuck did I just read? by Fruitfly April 13, 2014

What the fuck did I just watch 

The perfect thing to say after you have just watched a video which made absolutely no fucking sense/left you confused.

After watching the stopmotion spongebob video, I asked myself "What the fuck did I just watch"

What the fuck did I just watch by MessicanRapist August 17, 2010

What the fuck is this shit 

When something is so indescribably stupid, failed, or disgusting, someone responds to it like this.
Usually on forums and teh internetz

bob: *posts gay Nintendo hentai*

john: what the fuck is this shit..?

What the fuck is this shit by Link, the hero of time January 22, 2009

What the fuck is this shit? 

A phrase showing that the one who said it is in a confused, and/or flabbergasted manner. Most commonly used when finding your spouse cheating, or watching Disney Channel.

Man 1: What the fuck is this shit?

Man 2: I'm fucking your wife while watching Disney Channel.

What the fuck is this shit? by Whatthefuckisthisshit? August 28, 2010

bitch what the fuck 

A phrase from a popular vine used to show extreme confusion, disgust, or anger.

*sees boy walk into class with crocs*
BITCH WHAT THE FUCK

bitch what the fuck by BITCHWHATHEFUCK June 21, 2016

what the fuck is up kyle 

The best vine in the entire world

Mom: clean your room

Me: WHAT THE FUCK IS UP KYLE

what the fuck is up kyle by Vinebae May 25, 2018