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Booze fueled fuck fest. 

Tuned bagin'. Throttled fuckin'. Boozy beaver damage, with no end in sight.
I don't think Sarah ever thought her subtle advances would dissolve into a booze fueled fuck fest.

Friday Night Fuck Fest 

This usually occurs between two drunk as fuck individuals on a friday night. The qualifications are that you fuck three and only three times, that you have just met and that the female has trouble walking the next day. Anal sex qualifies as well but be careful you must know what you are doing.
College student 1: Man that was one crazy friday night fuck fest
College student 2: Why what happened bro?
College student 1: O u know just railed the shit out of this broad three times.
College student 2: Nice man i will have to try that soon.

Flag Fuck Fest 

An annual event in which five or more extremely offensive individuals with above average intelligence and below average judgement coalesce from different corners of the U.S. to engage in illicit activities. The event is not an official "Fest" until an individual or group of individuals has made an attempt to microwave an object larger than a microwave. If this attempt transpires within the first hour of the Flag Fuck Fest, it becomes a Flag Fuck-For-All, and all attendees must destroy the closest kitchen.
"Hey buddy, we should eat that microwave-sized object you've randomly been carrying around!"
"No, we can't, I have to save it for the Flag Fuck Fest. By the way, you don't have any drugs, do you?"
Flag Fuck Fest by Lamphausier October 23, 2009

Minnesota Fuck Fest

A Minnesota fuck fest is where a group of people have an orgy in a meat locker, or some sort of large freezer.

Guy 1: Hey bro, we should have a Minnesota fuck fest.

Guy 2: I'm down, but we will have to find some other people.

Guy 1: okay, let me go grab my winter coat.

Incest fuck fest 

It’s basically a family reunion with extra steps, baby wipes, blood and Multiple rats.
Why didn’t you answer the phone?

I was at an incest fuck fest!

Rainy day fuck fest 

When it is rainy out and you want a huge orgy
"What are you doing tomorrow because the game is canceled because of rain "
" I'm throwing a rainy day fuck fest do you want to come"
Rainy day fuck fest by JDADDY97 January 19, 2016