Not here to fuck spiders

A metaphor for not having sex with a skinny girl.

Generally used in a sentence to declare ones love for big booty bitches and nothing else.

1. "Look at that girl, she is thicc"
"Well I'm not here to fuck spiders"

2 " We're not fucking spiders in 2019, big booty bitches only.

by djamax January 10, 2019

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fuck you i'm spider man

The Ultimate excuse for everything. Found with the 60's Spider Man Meme. Use as an excuse for EVERYTHING! son, go clean your room. FUCK YOU I'M SPIDER MAN! Go do the dishes. FUCK YOU I'M SPIDER MAN! so on and so forth.

"FUCK YOU I'M SPIDER MAN!!!!!"

by BariBro1243 November 6, 2014

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well im not here to fuck spiders

used in a super obvious question as a reply that involves why your here.

your at a pizza place and the guy asks

pizza guy: are you here to buy some pizza
you: well im not here to fuck spiders

by illigalnavy October 5, 2015

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I ain't here to fuck spiders

A sarcastic term used by Australians as reply to a question with an obvious answer.

Your mum's friend: What are you doing in Woolies? Grocery shopping?
Your mum: Well, I ain't here to fuck spiders!

by lemonfresh November 28, 2016

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Well we’re not here to fuck spiders

Australian way of saying “Well no shit”

*at the pub*
Person 1:“wanna grab a drink?”
Person 2: “well we’re not here to fuck spiders”

by I can’t think of a name May 21, 2018

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