frizzledick

1. An asshole, usually male, who attempts to make himself look badass, when in reality, he is a sniveling wimp and entirely too effeminate

2. Can be used as an exclamation of disappointment.

"I hope you know how much your physical well-being is worth to you, cause I'm gonna kick your ass hardcore!"
"Dude.. calm down, frizzledick."

"Royal flush!"
".....FRIZZLEDICK."

by Behest August 12, 2006

Frizzle dip

When someone sticks their finger in your plumbers crack and then takes a deep whiff it.

I was bending over to pick something up and my wife frizzle dipped me!

by ihdbc November 7, 2010

Miss Frizzled

using the Irmo Vernacular meaning to be incapacitated to the highest degree.

"Dude I totally got Miss Frizzled after that blunt and those jagerbombs!"

by MirMaid January 2, 2010

frizzle fry

-A song/album from the band Primus, centered around the bassist/singer Les Claypool

-Someone mentally damaged by Marijuana

-Dude Craig used to be cool, now hes all frizzle fry

by CrowPirate September 26, 2006

Frizzle Frazzle

An expression of frustration.

"Edwin smacked his thumb with a hammer and then yelled 'frizzle frazzle'."

After a long hard day at work, Ed's feet were hurting so he mumbled frizzle frazzle.

by Inkazak February 7, 2009

Frazzle

The hair that sticks out of a females bikni bottom after a botched shaving or waxing.

Dude that girl is hot from the back but she turned around and I couldn't stop looking at her frazzle.

by kaleidoclops May 20, 2010

crispy frizzle

When a man with a mustache rubs his stash on the inside of a womans ass crack while eating jelly from her anal cavity

Last night my boyfriend gave me a crispy frizzle! I couldn't stop laughing when my husband said I smell like raspberries

by Ribzy October 25, 2010