freakenstance

The most outrageous circumstance one could possibly imagine.

As freakenstance would have it, John had backed his new car into a fully loaded septic pump truck, spilling its contents into the open convertible.

by jackmc May 5, 2008

Hottest freaken girl ever

My mother. She's got a badonkadonk that is 32 inches around the first cheek and 31 around the other.

Damn she is your mother, don't be saying that.
But she's the hottest freaken girl ever.

by Poopsmith February 27, 2003

freakenstance

The most outrageous circumstance one could possibly imagine.

As freakenstance would have it, John had backed his new car into a fully loaded septic pump truck, spilling its contents into the open convertible.

by jackmc May 4, 2008

Friken

Replacing the F word

I'm so friken cheesed off right now.

by PINAPPLECHEEKS June 7, 2018

Hottest freaken girl ever

Yo my cock is the hottest girl!

by Anonymous February 27, 2003

freekend

A reference to a weekend with no plans. A combination of the phrase free weekend.
Has nothing to do with sexual things which is a common guess by those who assume it is a "freakend" which is something completely different.

Often a freekend is something used to make plans to party.
or otherwise smoke marijuana.

"Dude do you wanna get together soon and toke it up?"
"Yeah man! i got a freekend comin up if you wanna make plans."

by Jake Gianuzzi January 24, 2008

Feiken

The german word for fuck... haha yell it out in class go for it know one will know!! unless u have a german exchange student :P

shut up u dumb feiken.

by Loe poe September 22, 2010