Fredericksburg, Texas

A strip mall with a thyroid problem which used to be a nice, quiet place to live, but has since been given over to rich, fat, slow, obnoxious, traffic killing tourists from Austin and San Antonio and their squalling, equally fat, and obnoxious brats at the expense of the overworked and underpaid citizenry who, thanks to the influx of social security parasites who have driven up the cost of living like the leeches they are, can barely afford to live and raise a family. There is virtually no other industry apart from tourism, no other means of bolstering the economy, and thus, no opportunity for the young people of Fredericksburg who, realizing this, leave and never return. In droves.
This has been done deliberately by the city fathers who saw a cash cow in selling out their town and enjoy the status of being big fish in a small pond.

The day will soon come when they give up their charade of caring about the locals, rename Fredericksburg "Das Mall", and pass an ordinance requiring all of the locals to wear lederhosen and dirndls for the amusement of the turistas.

"So, where ya from?"

"Fredericksburg, Texas."

"You mean the German town with all the antique stores? Oh yeah, my wife and I love that place! We're going to retire there!"

"Eat a dick."

by Crotalus October 13, 2012

Frederick thull

A deformed almond with autism, people pretend they love him because he's autistic. Very good at anal. Gives the best nut (because he is the best nut).

Oh shit! Last night I totally Frederick thull-ed my step sis!

by Freddyzmom March 28, 2019

Frederick william james lewin

A boy who is very posh and likes to sweat fortnite. He is also posh and says loo and tea

I just got killed by a frederick william james lewin

by Liam Johsnon June 19, 2018

Fredrik Thordendal

Meshuggah's lead guitarist, and most likely the best in the world.

Meshuggah's guitarist Fredrik Thordendal is the bst in the world.

by Redneck Metalman February 14, 2010

fredrick

an amazing person and friend. you'll never meet a person like him; I promise. he would go out of his way to make you happy and he has a good music taste. he's kind and very cute. gets kind of jealous but who doesn't? bye.

I can't really give an example of how perfect he is fredrick

by foxtea May 22, 2014

fredrickal

An amazing culture where a bunch of idiotic kids start doing dumb crap such as "time." Time is a game where you go to the back of a school bus, specifically a bus named Fredrick, and you jump up and down like a bunch of idiots

Those people are pretty weird, they must be doing fredrickal things.

by Gt08 December 27, 2020

fredric

Another variant of Fredrik, male name with its heritage from Scandinavia. The name is a combination of the Swedish words "fred" and "rik" meaning "rich with peace".

My name is Fredric.
Oh yeah? Why, my name isn't.

by Fredric Sandberg August 24, 2007